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U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

CNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961

November 12, 2009 | Issue 45•46

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Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias "Lou Dobbs," is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico.

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs. According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant's home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.

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You're all wrong. It tastes like fleshy butterscotch. And the bones are like peanut brittle.

Sounds like a Werther's Original commercial.

"Hey Grampa, remember that time we ate that dingo baby during the indian summer of aught five? Oh that's right... you're senile, you don't remember much of anything."

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It was at HAIF where I heard first about the miracles of the past: specifically Gatorade and Dr Pepper chewing gum. I want to make it.

All I would need to boil the stuff to get the syrup and add water and gum base. Sadly, gum base is largely is a mystery and I'm not eager to import a bulk amount from an overseas corporation.

Any advice?

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It was at HAIF where I heard first about the miracles of the past: specifically Gatorade and Dr Pepper chewing gum. I want to make it.

All I would need to boil the stuff to get the syrup and add water and gum base. Sadly, gum base is largely is a mystery and I'm not eager to import a bulk amount from an overseas corporation.

Any advice?

Brush your teeth. Gingivitis is bad for your gum base.

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Ha...that's actually kinda funny. +1 for you.

But seriously, who wouldn't want to try Gatorade or Dr Pepper gum if they haven't? (and like the beverages, of course)

No thanks. That stuff is bad enough for you already. We dont need another way to intake all that crap such as HFCS. No.

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Ha...that's actually kinda funny. +1 for you.

But seriously, who wouldn't want to try Gatorade or Dr Pepper gum if they haven't? (and like the beverages, of course)

I loved Gatorade gum! I would beg my mom to buy me a pack everytime we shopped at Sports Town across from Greenspoint Mall. That's the only place I remember seeing it. Loved Sports Town too.

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Leon's on McGowen? Didn't it change hands recently? Maybe that didn't work out..

yeah. the new proprietors took over several yrs ago and the place went from dive to one that wants to cater to yuppies. all i know is they didn't make their drinks like the old days.

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