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15 hours ago, steve1363 said:

He’s a swamp creature and is used to dirty politics fighting.  A lot of emotions flying around…

I noticed that Dignity Church had its electronic marquee all lit up with "Thank you Mayor Whitmire!" for a while.

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City declines to release records about Houston Avenue median, citing terrorism concerns

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“They’re arguing that information about traffic congestion should be exempt from disclosure because if terrorists know where traffic is congested, they could plan terrorist attacks, which is something I’ve never seen argued before,” said James Hemphill, an Austin lawyer on the executive committee of the Freedom of Information Foundation of Texas. 

 

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3 hours ago, j_cuevas713 said:

This mayor is a clown

Phew! That was a close one... You can tell Houston Ave just got taken off the terrorist's target list now that those medians are gone...

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right, the terrorists are going to target Houston Ave because taking out that street is going to cripple our entire infrastructure. 

honestly, they should just close Houston Ave. entirely it seems a bit like wearing the band shirt to the concert to name a street after the town you live in.

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You guys are cracking a lot of jokes but isn't the real question what exactly Whitmire is covering up that he doesn't want the public to know about? 

Will this story grow legs?   Who knows...

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8 hours ago, JLWM8609 said:

Legs are for cyclists and pedestrians

No, no, no, no. You have one leg for the gas pedal and one for the brake pedal in a car, where God intended people to travel. 🤣🤣🤣

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15 hours ago, Ross said:

No, no, no, no. You have one leg for the gas pedal and one for the brake pedal in a car, where God intended people to travel. 🤣🤣🤣

as I used to say in my briefing at the gokart track:

gas on the right, brake on the left, no bumping.

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On 3/19/2024 at 5:16 PM, steve1363 said:

You guys are cracking a lot of jokes but isn't the real question what exactly Whitmire is covering up that he doesn't want the public to know about? 

Will this story grow legs?   Who knows...

Lizard people.

Whitmire's campaign was mostly funded by the lizard people.  Everyone knows their lair is underneath that government complex.  That's how they control the politicians.  

The lizard people need more traffic on Houston Avenue because the vibrations run the generators that power their heat lamps.  It's science.

The entrance to their labyrinth is underneath the fake "slide" at the corner of Kessler and Elder. Did you never think it was strange that there would be a tiny playground in the middle of an industrial wasteland, with just one piece of playground equipment, surrounded by a security fence?

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