MidtownCoog Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 a lesbian couple making out outside an Olive GardenSounds like an SNL skit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I didn't know gay people ate at Olive Garden. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Sounds like an SNL skit!or something that would air on the new gay cable channel. LOGObtw i am straight. Edited July 19, 2007 by Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 btw i am straight. Thank you for reaffirming that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) Thank you for reaffirming that. I am not trying to hate on you puma it's just the ladies find me irresistible, just look at me in this pic. Edited July 20, 2007 by Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I came out when I was 2. My mom would always hand me forks and spoons in my right hand, and I would secretly switch them to my left hand to eat, and....Oh, wait. You mean....? Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) He must eat a lot of broccoli. I heard that broccoli makes it taste sweet and not bitter.Likewise red meat has the opposite effect. Just messing, glad to see another happy couple on here. I thought this was a thread about how you was born, C section or natural birth until i read this disgusting post earlier.^^^^^^ I came out when I was 2. My mom would always hand me forks and spoons in my right hand, and I would secretly switch them to my left hand to eat, and....Oh, wait. You mean....?Never mind. Edited July 20, 2007 by Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepMOD Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I am glad you are out, but why set yourself up for hate crimes with a rainbow sticker.I won't even put an equality sticker on, just because of the intolerant environment we live in.It is getting better, but all you need is some prejudice drunk @sshole to hurt you in a parking lot.I totally agree. This is when I was 18, and I am 30 now. I have not had a sticker on since...well I take that back...I did a few years back when those magnets came out that you could takeoff...but back then my hair was REAL short and a guy was following me around and staring at me.I think he thought I was a boy...ha! So I took that chit off and it has never graced my car since.I figured out I did not have to "label" myself to identify. Your concern is very sweet by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinkaidAlum Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I totally agree. This is when I was 18, and I am 30 now. I have not had a sticker on since...well I take that back...I did a few years back when those magnets came out that you could takeoff...but back then my hair was REAL short and a guy was following me around and staring at me.I think he thought I was a boy...ha! So I took that chit off and it has never graced my car since.I figured out I did not have to "label" myself to identify. Your concern is very sweet by the way.I never had any trouble in Houston with rainbow flags or the HRC's equal sign. I did have someone get really mad at my sister and I but that was because she had a sticker that read,BUSH PEOPLESUCK!The man screamed at my sister and flipped her off. My sister rolled down her window and said rather politely, "See, it's true. You do suck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 I never had any trouble in Houston with rainbow flags or the HRC's equal sign. I did have someone get really mad at my sister and I but that was because she had a sticker that read,BUSH PEOPLESUCK!The man screamed at my sister and flipped her off. My sister rolled down her window and said rather politely, "See, it's true. You do suck."Too funny. I saw a bumper sticker that said "Republicans are people too...mean, selfish, greedy people" http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-Re...icansPeople.jpg Of course it was as mindlessly all-encompansing of Republicans as was our resident closet case's reference to The Olive Garden. We'd be glad to treat our gay brother Musicman to a better than mediocre meal at Olive garden any day of the week-except Fridays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trae Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Musicman is gay too? I think I am outnumbered here on HAIF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted July 21, 2007 Author Share Posted July 21, 2007 Musicman is gay too? I think I am outnumbered here on HAIF.Damn, I didn't know that either. LOLDidn't you know that 'we are family'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Musicman is gay too? I think I am outnumbered here on HAIF.nmain only wishes that cause he's not gettin any at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trae Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 nmain only wishes that cause he's not gettin any at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westguy Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 boo yah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 (edited) Musicman is gay too? I think I am outnumbered here on HAIF.You're not out numbered...I still contend most here are straight. Music is just stuck locked in the closet with the key and clueless how to get out. Edited July 21, 2007 by nmainguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 You're not out numbered...I still contend most here are straight. Music is just stuck locked in the closet with the key and clueless how to get out.I think as far as active members go, we are pretty even.Gays love architectural details and urban improvements! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingman Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Of course it was as mindlessly all-encompansing of Republicans as was our resident closet case's reference to The Olive Garden. We'd be glad to treat our gay brother Musicman to a better than mediocre meal at Olive garden any day of the week-except Fridays.I'm missing the whole Olive Garden thing. Inside joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'm missing the whole Olive Garden thing. Inside joke?I have no idea, as gay man, I really don't go to the Olive Garden that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepMOD Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I think as far as active members go, we are pretty even.Gays love architectural details and urban improvements!Exactly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted July 23, 2007 Author Share Posted July 23, 2007 I have no idea, as gay man, I really don't go to the Olive Garden that much.Yeah, Olive Garden isn't really considered a gay mecca.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 Well I don't know if I was in puma's partnered list or not, but as of a couple of weeks ago I'm single yet again. On the bright side, there is someone I'm interested in. Too bad he lives in another state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 So... I was in Scotland visiting my dad... and my brother warns me about a specific conversation my dad wants to have with me. Which came as a shock, since I thought I hid it from my brother the best. My dad never came around, he was too nervous. We did have a conversation about college and stuff, and he kept asking me if there was anything I wanted to tell him. Turns out he wanted to have a conversation about STD's and getting raped. This is what I have been scared about for the past 5 years of my life? My dad sterotyping homosexual STD's? Would have been nice to know earlier. Anyways, he told me that some gay guys have like 30 to 40 partners a day, and don't use condoms. And that its easier to get a disease from a guy. And that I will probibly get raped if I go out to the clubs. I couldn't help but laugh! 30 to 40 partners a day?!? LOL does he think gay guys are machines? The raping thing made me laugh too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingman Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 At least two partners an hour for twenty-four hours! Hillarious. Time to eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 At least two partners an hour for twenty-four hours! Hillarious. Time to eat?I had sex with one woman 5 times in 8 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted August 3, 2007 Author Share Posted August 3, 2007 Anyways, he told me that some gay guys have like 30 to 40 partners a day, and don't use condoms. And that its easier to get a disease from a guy. And that I will probibly get raped if I go out to the clubs. I couldn't help but laugh! 30 to 40 partners a day?!? LOL does he think gay guys are machines? The raping thing made me laugh too.I know right ... I guess we all are just sex crazed, meth taking nympho addicts who "can't get enough."Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Anyways, he told me that some gay guys have like 30 to 40 partners a day, and don't use condoms. And that its easier to get a disease from a guy. And that I will probibly get raped if I go out to the clubs. I couldn't help but laugh! 30 to 40 partners a day?!? LOL does he think gay guys are machines? The raping thing made me laugh too. I would ask him the question, what porno movies has he been watchin??? I have seen those group sex porns where guys to that, but that is what it is and I doubt anyone has done it in real life. How else would he even think to ask that question? Your dad is really unaware how normal gay relationships can be. I had sex with one woman 5 times in 8 hours. Breeder. . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted August 3, 2007 Author Share Posted August 3, 2007 [quote name='Pumapayam' date='Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 9:04am' post='188993'Your dad is really unaware how normal gay relationships can be.Including sometimes the totally normal amount of sex some of us have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Breeder. . . . . Oops, I meant to say I had sex 5 times in 8 years. but no kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 At least two partners an hour for twenty-four hours! Hillarious. Time to eat?[/quote!]I know! and to think I tried to kill myself twice over an ignorant paragraph's worth of a conversation. I want to kick myself for stressing over nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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