dbigtex56 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I had a friend once who was looking for a linen Yanni Top (all loose and flowy) Yep, I can see how something like that could end a friendship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 last yr that's where some attendees/businesses had their car windows broken and vandalized. yeah my kinda party!!Guess we won't be seeing you there this year. Pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinite_jim Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Sean Penn is going to be filming a scene from his new movie, The Tree of life, at my office this week. !!!!!!!!!good lord did you see the blonde extras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Mmmmm, man-muu.This can take a disturbing turn, y'know. careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 "I had a friend once who was looking for a linen Yanni Top (all loose and flowy) .... "- crunchtastic I see nothing wrong with Yanni's white linen shirt here ?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 "I had a friend once who was looking for a linen Yanni Top (all loose and flowy) .... "- crunchtasticI see nothing wrong with Yanni's white linen shirt here ?!? Yeah, but once you reach the mustache, things go rather downhill after that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Guess we won't be seeing you there this year. Pity.perfect pellet gun practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 I had a friend once who was looking for a linen Yanni Top (all loose and flowy) and ended getting a super large ladies swimsuit coverup.Hold on a second. Does this friend of yours drive a red Hyundai and eat at Red Lobster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Hold on a second. Does this friend of yours drive a red Hyundai and eat at Red Lobster?I seem to remember this from a Niche thread. That can't be good.To answer the question, no, and it's time I came clean on Yanni Top. It was a guy I dated. He was nice enough. Entertaining. Smart and nice looking even. Then I discover he likes magic, and stunts, and David Blaine. OK. I've gone out with d&d guys, guys who went to comicon every year, SCA geeks. I can deal. When he wanted the Yanni Top, I thought, ok, he's going to Mexico, it's a smart clothing option for a pasty italian dude from boston. After he gets back from Mexico, he picks me up to go on a date, in the Yanni shirt/slash size 24 W coverup, to see ....David Copperfield. I'm less than thrilled but relationships are about compromise. In the car (a raspberry colored chevy cavalier), going full blast, is a Mariah Carey CD. It was the proverbial last straw. I broke it off the next day.A couple of years later, I went out three times with an otherwise sentient guy who presented me with tickets to Transiberian Orchestra for our 4th and important 'Christmas Date.' It was over on the phone. People sometimes surprise you in very undelightful ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 In the car (a raspberry colored chevy cavalier), going full blast, is a Mariah Carey CD. It was the proverbial last straw. I broke it off the next day.LOL i'm sure you were his vision of LOVE. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 It was a guy I dated. He was nice enough. Entertaining. Smart and nice looking even. Then I discover he likes magic, and stunts, and David Blaine. OK. I've gone out with d&d guys, guys who went to comicon every year, SCA geeks. I can deal. When he wanted the Yanni Top, I thought, ok, he's going to Mexico, it's a smart clothing option for a pasty italian dude from boston. After he gets back from Mexico, he picks me up to go on a date, in the Yanni shirt/slash size 24 W coverup, to see ....David Copperfield. I'm less than thrilled but relationships are about compromise. In the car (a raspberry colored chevy cavalier), going full blast, is a Mariah Carey CD. It was the proverbial last straw. I broke it off the next day. Yeah! I guess it would be pretty hard to keep a heterosexual relationship going when one of you in the relationship is GAY !?!? Good thing you broke it off, I guess now it makes more sense to you when he would always say, "I can't WAIT to try and get into your panties ?" He meant it literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Yeah! I guess it would be pretty hard to keep a heterosexual relationship going when one of you in the relationship is GAY !?!? Good thing you broke it off, I guess now it makes more sense to you when he would always say, "I can't WAIT to try and get into your panties ?" He meant it literally. Freaks come in all packages. He wasn't gay, he was just wrong. TJ, really, I'm shocked! Such stereotyping! Clearly you haven't spent enough time around the gaming/role playing/comic book crowd. Hetero, yes. Taste, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Did you ever date any guys that wore those Star Wars white military robot uniforms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Did you ever date any guys that wore those Star Wars white military robot uniforms? I'd like to think I'd remember if I did. A quick scan sez no stormtroopers. Well, maybe a halloween party encounter. But no dating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Did you ever date any guys that wore those Star Wars white military robot uniforms? Don't act like you don't know what the uniform is called ? Although, you have to be specific to some extent. Storm Trooper: Clone Trooper: Scout Trooper: Snow Trooper: Sand Trooper: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Heh. I may be the only American male able to say this, but I watched the original movie ONE time, and NONE of the sequels. And, I only dress as Captain Morgan at Halloween....well, maybe Bryan the dog once....oh, and the Dude once, also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 It's amazing how a thread can be chugging along in its tangent and all of a sudden "What did I date" come from around the bend.This thread calls for a beer and a pill.screw it...3 beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiko Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Don't act like you don't know what the uniform is called ? Although, you have to be specific to some extent.Storm Trooper: Clone Trooper: Scout Trooper: Snow Trooper: Sand Trooper: You forgot Show Troopers, check out at 3:06 in: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heights_dood Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Speaking of Citizen. The Chronicle has a slide show on Citizen and an article about "upscale" lounges. Citizen slide show: http://www.chron.com/life/photogallery/VIP...ge_lizards.htmlThe seven "hottest" upscale places: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/main/5840852.htmlThey need to do an article and slideshow on "downscale" lounges now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 They need to do an article and slideshow on "downscale" lounges now.red star? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Speaking of Citizen. The Chronicle has a slide show on Citizen and an article about "upscale" lounges. Citizen slide show: http://www.chron.com/life/photogallery/VIP...ge_lizards.htmlThe seven "hottest" upscale places: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/main/5840852.htmlAll I can say, having browsed throught this, is that I hate white chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thStDad Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 The first 2 words of that article are "Dikembe Mutombo" - I didn't know he was a qualification for a place being upscale or hot. Every time I hear his name I remember Jim Rome telling how he heard from someone in a bar in D.C. who saw Mutombo out, and said that he went to the center of the dance floor, towering above everyone, spread his arms, and yelled "Who wants to sex Mutombo??!!" I definitely have no direct knowledge of any such thing happening so who knows if it's true, but I can easily picture it and find it amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 The first 2 words of that article are "Dikembe Mutombo" - I didn't know he was a qualification for a place being upscale or hot. Every time I hear his name I remember Jim Rome telling how he heard from someone in a bar in D.C. who saw Mutombo out, and said that he went to the center of the dance floor, towering above everyone, spread his arms, and yelled "Who wants to sex Mutombo??!!" I definitely have no direct knowledge of any such thing happening so who knows if it's true, but I can easily picture it and find it amusing.Wilt Chamberlain he ain't. That described scene seems like something out of Borat though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkultra25 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Speaking of Citizen. The Chronicle has a slide show on Citizen and an article about "upscale" lounges. Citizen slide show: http://www.chron.com/life/photogallery/VIP...ge_lizards.htmlThe seven "hottest" upscale places: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/main/5840852.htmlThey need to do an article and slideshow on "downscale" lounges now.A while back, Houston Press music columnist John Nova Lomax made reference to the "ongoing doucheification of Washington Avenue". Having read the linked Chron article over breakfast this morning, all I can say is that Mr. Lomax is clearly a master of understatement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Judah Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 The first 2 words of that article are "Dikembe Mutombo" - I didn't know he was a qualification for a place being upscale or hot. Every time I hear his name I remember Jim Rome telling how he heard from someone in a bar in D.C. who saw Mutombo out, and said that he went to the center of the dance floor, towering above everyone, spread his arms, and yelled "Who wants to sex Mutombo??!!" I definitely have no direct knowledge of any such thing happening so who knows if it's true, but I can easily picture it and find it amusing.I was more amused by the Chron description of the "tiny blonde" as being "as excited as a toddler on Christmas Day." Ummm...yeah. Because they're obviously going to get drunk, go home and...open presents. And muse upon the birth of Jesus Christ.red star? LOLThe Proletariat! The Proletariat!But here's my favorite quote from the slide show:"Think South Beach meets Hollywood glamour when you walk into The Drake."Riiiight, and with a name like "The Drake" that's *exactly* what I think of when I drive up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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