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I've been having dreams of an apocalyptic sort lately. In one, a nuclear blast hurled a van onto me as I stood on Galveston Beach. The end.

In another, Stalin and Castro took me prisoner on board a massive cargo vessel anchored off the coast, I escaped and was recaptured each time, causing lots of havoc aboardship in the process, and each time they took sadistic pleasure in explaining their evil plan. It was kind of like a sappy James Bond movie. Apparently they'd sent up several hundred nuclear warheads on satellites, and those satellites would soon rain down upon the earth and couldn't be stopped. I reasoned to them that given the choice of remaining their captive or living in a post-apocalyptic world, I'd rather just make my way to the epicenter of one of the blasts and be vaporized. They laughed their asses off and then released me. Then they got in a speed boat and left me aboard the cargo ship, which they'd programmed to be scuttled. But the water was shallow so it didn't sink and I didn't die, and instead I got picked up by coast guard. Then, a couple of weeks later, there was a full page ad taken out in the paper explaining their plan to the public. Nobody read the papers, so nobody knew to care. I made my way out to the epicenter of one of the planned explosions, but while every city was vaporized, I wasn't so lucky. Stuck in a world without air conditioning, I walked into a bar and saw someone I used to know; he'd lost everything. I sat down at his table, just as some Russian-speaking Hassidic Jews walked in...and then I woke up. The end.

I had a dream 2 nights ago that I was in a hotel bar in Washington DC getting drunk with George Stephanopolos, and he was trying to pick me up but he was very sweaty and gangster-ish, and then my ex-husband showed up and beat him up to defend my honor. I had to leave right away to try and catch a flight because I had a presentation to give in 2 hours. The I realized I was dreaming, and went to wake up, and when I put my feet on the floor next to the bed, it was crawling with frogs.

I just need to never, ever watch ABC news again. Ewwww.

Anyway, Niche, keep us posted on your apocalyptic subconscious.

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I had a dream 2 nights ago that I was in a hotel bar in Washington DC getting drunk with George Stephanopolos, and he was trying to pick me up but he was very sweaty and gangster-ish, and then my ex-husband showed up and beat him up to defend my honor. I had to leave right away to try and catch a flight because I had a presentation to give in 2 hours. The I realized I was dreaming, and went to wake up, and when I put my feet on the floor next to the bed, it was crawling with frogs.

I just need to never, ever watch ABC news again. Ewwww.

Anyway, Niche, keep us posted on your apocalyptic subconscious.

That's pretty wild. I can't remember if I've ever had dreams that had celebrities/famous people in them.

My cousin told me of her dream the other night. She said she was in some stadium like beach and was on the second level playing in sand. Pretty cool concept, hah

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If y'all could live in any other city, what would it be? It can be one you've been to and experienced or one you haven't and it just seems like it'd be awesome to live there?

I say NY and Chicago. Overseas? Paris, big city Japan and some city in New Zealand.

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If y'all could live in any other city, what would it be? It can be one you've been to and experienced or one you haven't and it just seems like it'd be awesome to live there?

I say NY and Chicago. Overseas? Paris, big city Japan and some city in New Zealand.

Depends on accomodations, employment, and income assumptions.

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Oh, well in that case, I'd want to live at the very tip of the Texas City Dike in a home perched atop a 100-foot-tall concrete platform overlooking all the ship traffic in Galveston Bay.

Your dreams are starting to make more sense now. ;) Or maybe it's the other way around.

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Now here you go again

You say you want your freedom

Well who am I to keep you down

It's only right that you should

Play the way you feel it

But listen carefully to the sound

Of your loneliness

Like a heartbeat, drives you mad

In the stillness of remembering

what you had, And what you lost

And what you had, And what you lost

Chorus:

Thunder only happens when it's raining

Players only love you when they're playing

They say, women, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes you clean, you'll know

You'll know

Now here I go again, I see the crystal visions

I keep my visions to myself

It's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams and

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat, drives you mad

In the stillness of remembering

what you had, And what you lost

And what you had, oh what you lost

Thunder only happens when it's raining

Players only love you when they're playing

women, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes you clean, you'll know

oh Thunder only happens when it's raining

Players only love you when they're playing

They say, women, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes you clean, you'll know

You'll know

You will know

oh oh oh you'll know

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Everybody's a critic.

Miss Nicks is God. And that song is like a verse out of the bible (whatever the hell it means). Sorry I don't know any Paris Hilton or Britney Spears songs for all you musical atheist out there.

What in the world? haha. Who is Miss Nicks anyway?

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I'm going to report all these blasphemous posts to Miss Nicks -that's right, God, herself! Then we'll see who's still laughing!

Don't make me copy and paste the words to "Gold Dust Woman" - I'll do it. I swear I'll do it!

But in the mean time, here's some Alice Cooper to get you through the day.

It's not like we did something wrong

We just burned down the church

While the choir within sang religious songs

And it's not like we thought we was right

We just played with the wheels of a passenger train

That cracked on the tracks one night

It's not like we ain't on the ball

We just talk to our shrinks

Huh they talk to their shrinks

No wonder we're up the wall

We're not stupid or dumb

We're the lunatic fringe who rusted the hinge

On Uncle Sam's daughters and sons

Good old boys and girls

Congregating waiting in another world

With roller coaster brains

Imagine playing with trains

Good old boys and girls

Congregating waiting in some other world

We're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy

Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks

And don't think we're trying to be bad

All the innocent crime seemed alright at the time

Not necessarily mad not necessarily mad

We watch every day for the bus

And the driver would say

"That's where lunatics stay"

I wonder if he's talking about us

It's not like we're vicious or gone

We just dug up the graves where your relatives lay

In old forest lawn

And it's not like we don't know the score

We're the fragile elite they dragged off the street

I guess they just couldn't take us no more

Good old boys and girls

Congregating waiting in another world

With roller coaster brains

Imagine digging up graves

Good old boys and girls

Congregating waiting in some other world

We're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy

We're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy we're all crazy

We're all crazy

--I think this should be the official song of HAIF...

it's already my own official anthom. :wacko:

I feel like a D.J. (only without the music)

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Aha, aha, aha

aha

aha

aha

was ist los mit dir, mein Schatz, Aha

geht es immer nur bergab, aha

geht nur das was du verstehst, aha

This is what you got to know:

Let you go, it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht (x4)

Da da da (x4)

Da da da - Ich lieb dich nicht,

du liebst mich nicht (x4)

Da da da - da da da

Da da da - da da da

(Ich lieb dich nicht,

du liebst mich nicht) - Aha (x 4)

Soso, du denkst, es ist zu spaet, aha

Und du meinst, dass nichts mehr geht, aha

Und die Sonne wandert schnell, aha

After all is said and done,

it was right for you to run!

Ich lieb dich nicht,

du liebst mich nicht - Aha (x4)

Da da da (x4)

Da da da - Ich lieb dich nicht,

du liebst mich nicht (x4

Da da da - da da da

Da da da - da da da

No fun without the

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