Houston1stWordOnTheMoon Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 That person is about as ugly as a bad plane crash and im talking NO survivors!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 This is what you call a "Tranny-surprise". If that "woman" in the pic turns out to be a tranny it would be no suprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Say it with me Whitney, "Crack is Wack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Bo Pilgrim just called looking for you!TJ I so was looking for "What else is new" from you! You feeling okay or are you worn out from chasing the Gardner! ROTFLMAO!!!! Sorry Pum you got to keep your left up! I knew exactly what it was you were looking for, but I was not going to give you the satisfaction. Now, if it would have been that jackass Dollparasite, that would have been a different story. Say it with me Whitney, "Crack is Wack!" Puma is on to something, but he/she looks more like Aunt Ester on crack ! well, i think i found the wig: http://www.greatwigs.co.uk/shop/product402.html Sev, I meant to ask you. Is that the "Gabe Kaplan" Halloween costume ? I think it's No.26 at Party City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston1stWordOnTheMoon Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Mr Kotter is calling, he wants his wig back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 More like Mr. Kotter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 people still rob banks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 people still rob banks? I know, it is crazy, they act like the place has money in it. Just messing, but yes, I see your point. Security and cameras and everything make it seem like an instant ticket to jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I know, it is crazy, they act like the place has money in it. Just messing, but yes, I see your point. Security and cameras and everything make it seem like an instant ticket to jail. One would think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heights2Bastrop Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 A woman was apprehended this evening in Conroe, and the cops believe this is the bank robber. However, she is being very uncooperative and will only admit that her name is Wanda. Until she is willing to talk, police threatened to lock her up. Her reply was, "I'm ret t'go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 A woman was apprehended this evening in Conroe, and the cops believe this is the bank robber. However, she is being very uncooperative and will only admit that her name is Whitney. Until she is willing to talk, police threatened to lock her up. Her reply was, "I'm ret t'go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston1stWordOnTheMoon Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 A woman was apprehended this evening in Conroe, and the cops believe this is the bank robber. However, she is being very uncooperative and will only admit that her name is Wanda. Until she is willing to talk, police threatened to lock her up. Her reply was, "I'm ret t'go" Wanda the Ugly Girl---Fo' Real Tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 More like Mr. Kotter! pssssssssssssttt. Puma, Mr.Kotter, was played by actor Gabe Kaplan. Just for future reference buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 South County notebook: Town Center shifts program fundingBy BETH KUHLESChronicle CorrespondentThe Town Center Improvement District terminated its participation in The Woodlands Traffic Enforcement Program.The joint effort with the Community Associations of The Woodlands targeted motor vehicle violations on key thoroughfares in The Woodlands. That program, which ran for three years, is being transitioned into a new enhanced law enforcement effort that will include a traffic enforcement component.The Woodlands is expected to expand its contracted force from 14 to 29 officers into a beat system.The $114,000 dedicated to the effort will be redistributed to other security programs at TCID, including traffic control for the holiday and tax holiday seasons, more patrols and more security for pavilion concerts and events, said Steve Sumner, vice president of operations and public safety for TCID.Woodlands receives award for programThe Woodlands Watch earned the national award for communities with populations of 30,000 to 99,000 for National Night Out events. It has placed in the top 10 in the country since 1990.The Woodlands hosted 86 registered neighborhood parties and 10 official park locations. The annual event, to raise awareness of crime prevention, featured representatives from the FBI, the Department of Public Safety, the Conroe Independent School District Police Department, the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office, Montgomery County Hospital District - EMS, Montgomery County Precinct 3 Constable, The Woodlands Fire Department, the Community Associations Park Rangers, a PHI Air Medical Team, Alpha Omega Mounted Patrol, Drug Enforcement Administration and Crime Stoppers.houston chronicle story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAK Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Pull your pant's up and turn your hat forword and be a proud American.Because, as we all know, if your "pant's" are not up and your hat is not "forword" you cannot be a proud American.If you're going to say something, say it. Don't dance around. That's what a real "proud American" would do.When I was a kid, MTV didn't show "pant's" pulled down or hats that weren't "forword," yet crime still existed. The "proud American" kids still sold and took drugs. They vandalized their "proud American" subdivisions. They stole cars. All with their "pant's" pulled up and hats turned "forword" proud American style.Of course you realize MTV and pants and hats have NOTHING to do with crime, right? You just wanted to toss that out there to get a response, right? I'm fairly sure you aren't as close-minded and ill-informed as that post makes you sound.now go turn your hat backward like proud Americans have been doing for decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Nov. 29, 2006, 3:50PMThe Woodlands moves to increase law enforcementAssociations nix contract with constable for deputiesBy BETH KUHLES and LAURA ISENSEECopyright 2006 Houston ChronicleThe Woodlands recently took the first step toward enacting a new $2.5 million community policing program, which is expected to add at least 29 contracted deputies in the area.The governing boards of The Woodlands now contract with nine deputies with the Montgomery County Precinct 3 Constable's Office and five deputies with Montgomery County Sheriff's Department.At a recent joint meeting, the governing boards decided to give a 60-day notice to end the existing three-year-old contract with Precinct 3 Constable Tim Holifield for those nine supplemental deputies. Those deputies are expected to be absorbed into the new program.The three governing boards of The Woodlands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Impossible Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Crime spreading to The Woodlands, huh? Guess they'll all have to start moving to Willis. Next stop: Huntsville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metrop...an/4393412.html What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Crime spreading to The Woodlands, huh? Guess they'll all have to start moving to Willis. Next stop: Huntsville.And then Madisonville, until we collide with DFW & Oklahoma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 2nd time is the charm... you'd think they would learn to hit the panic button when people with ski masks enter the lobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rps324 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 My Stock Broker works in that bank and got hit in the head by one of the robbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 I feel the city is so much safer than those dangerous 'burbs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 They just had a report on Ch13 which said that data comparing 2005 and 2006, burglaries went up 21% and thefts went up 33% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 UPDATEFeb. 23, 2007, 11:00AMMore deputies are ready to patrol The WoodlandsNew policing plan begins this month as effort ramps upBy BETH KUHLESChronicle CorrespondentNEW POLICE FORCEMontgomery County has approved a nearly $2.4 million contract with the Montgomery County Sheriff's Department to provide community policing. Following are key elements of the contract: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I think the first bullet point will be the most effective. Oh! That must be the undercover detectives. How could I have missed that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 i think the new police force will provide, for the most part, a new revenue stream. yes, they will respond to complaints and over zealous busy bodies. but mostly, they will pass out traffic violations and arrest non violent drug offenders. maybe they will reduce thievery at new construction locations and provide a visible deterrent to parking lot burglaries............ but i can't see the necessity of an entire police force. vandalism, flashers and parties will still occur. there will simply be a quicker response time when the authorities are called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody_hawkeye Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 i think the new police force will provide, for the most part, a new revenue stream. yes, they will respond to complaints and over zealous busy bodies. but mostly, they will pass out traffic violations and arrest non violent drug offenders. maybe they will reduce thievery at new construction locations and provide a visible deterrent to parking lot burglaries............ but i can't see the necessity of an entire police force. vandalism, flashers and parties will still occur. there will simply be a quicker response time when the authorities are called.I am looking forward to the beat cops. I will personally get to know whoever is normally in our neighborhood. Maybe the threat of a speeding vehicle on Woodlands Parkway will be diminished and the police can stop a car going 100 MPH on The Woodlands Parkwaybefore it arrives in Austin. Why is it that so many people refuse to obey the law unless there are enforcers present to deter them from breaking it? I am not sure who gets the revenue stream. I think the county, although The Woodlands is paying for the contracted service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I am looking forward to the beat cops. I will personally get to know whoever is normally in our neighborhood. Maybe the threat of a speeding vehicle on Woodlands Parkway will be diminished and the police can stop a car going 100 MPH on The Woodlands Parkwaybefore it arrives in Austin. Why is it that so many people refuse to obey the law unless there are enforcers present to deter them from breaking it? I am not sure who gets the revenue stream. I think the county, although The Woodlands is paying for the contracted service. nobody can speed on woodlands parkway. it's too crowded. maybe the officers will start nabbing those pesky soccer moms who think stop signs are a suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieDidIt Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 nobody can speed on woodlands parkway. it's too crowded. maybe the officers will start nabbing those pesky soccer moms who think stop signs are a suggestion. Bach I don't think they even realize they are at a stop or even pay attention to the order of those coming to the 4-way. They have a cell phone in one hand, a Starbucks in the other and how to finish their child's science project, with that collegiate look, on their mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Bach I don't think they even realize they are at a stop or even pay attention to the order of those coming to the 4-way. They have a cell phone in one hand, a Starbucks in the other and how to finish their child's science project, with that collegiate look, on their mind.too true....too true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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