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The inner space is still very narrow compared to any mall I've ever been in. It feels cramped when you're the only person there.

Then you're going to blow me up?

I tolerate your rejection of my definition of tolerance.

But you'll tolerate it in some way. You're not planning to blow it up or anything, are you? That's really all tolerance is: not blowing something up.

The Love Child was 3, and it really warped her expectations for snow on Christmas. I remember taking her to my ex's on Christmas eve. There was fresh snow on all the cars, so we had a little snowball fight. I suggested making a snowball to show momma, so she did that. As soon as my ex opened the door, the Love Child pegged her right in the face with it. It was too funny. Now she thinks there's a good chance it will snow every Christmas.

I bet that meat is fluoridated!

That explains the $15 tickets. Does it cost $15 to see him at Lakewood, or just when he's on the road?

So after you complain, you'll just tolerate it. I think Tolerance Bridge has accomplished its goal. Thanks, Tolerance Bridge!

He is creepy. He replaced Jesus' initials with his own:

But that's all you'll do?

The Love Child has been invited to a LITH party, and I've volunteered to go with. I'll be on my best behavior, which isn't all that, but I'm not allowed to get blind stinkin' drunk. Look for a guy with a green "memebag" shirt.

Yeah, where do these hippies get off? Who would be so stupid to think that naming a public structure after some silly ideal like would have any impact on people whatsoever?

Doozo dumplings in The Shops at Houston Center. That's the only retail that gets me to drive downtown.

One easy way is to enter through the Shops at Houston Center. The end of the mall away from the food court has an escalator that goes down to the tunnels. I can't think of any major building downtown that doesn't have tunnel access.

I'm not a big fruit fan. That's less food and more what food eats. Now, a meatcake ...

This weekend I had an idea for a new grocery store. It would sell everything Whole Foods won't sell: preservatives, artificial colors and flavorings, heavily processed and refined foods. I would build one next to every Whole Foods and call it "Food Hole".

"The Ray Hill Bridge"!

What about a can of old heat? It's some hot air that was trapped in a can 82 years ago.

But that has nothing to do with the tunnels. Moving the retail out of the tunnels won't increase the amount of retail open after business hours. There are already street level businesses downtown that can't afford to stay open after business hours.

If you have to have it cold, just put it in the refrigerator for a spell. Ice cubes just seem fundamentally foreign to whiskey. In fact, I'll let anyone tell me anything, and I'll return the favor.

Can you tell if the fan is turning? My work spouse had a similar event last week, and it was the bearing in the fan that blows air over the heating element going bad.

I love good special effects (the original is full of them), but I doubt I'll ever see this remake. The only way I can see that happening is if I'm being tortured by some very clever enemy. Keanu Reeves' acting would be better suited to the role of Gort. I love the original, despite a deep seated hatred for Robert Wise, and see no reason to make another version of it. If I want to see "The Day the Earth Stood Still", I've already got it.

68 degrees is the optimal temperature for whiskey. Don't pollute it with ice.

Oh yeah, how could we forget what Jerry J. Moore did to his own mother and father. Wait, what did he do to them?