mrell32 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=YnrhndF...=houston%20wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) What the hell is with all the GLARING LOOKS. It looks like she sees a SEMI- baring down on her, and she is caught in the headlights. I think maybe thats why Joel only lets her preach on Wednesdays. I was waiting for laserbeams to shoot out at anyminute. I am more concerned with the interviewer though, she ought to get a good lawyer and sue her plastic surgeon for that horrible lip job. Edited December 14, 2005 by TJones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I saw her on Larry King and thought the same thing. She reminds me of something from a Disney animated movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I was waiting to find out the most commonly misspelled word in the English language! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieDidIt Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) I was waiting to find out the most commonly misspelled word in the English language!She's actually a really nice person, but I haven't talked to her since she married into the cult. Her mother owns Iloff's Jewlery on Post Oak. She has always been stunning beautiful and her mouth has always been that way. <shrug> Edited December 14, 2005 by KatieDidIt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) She's actually a really nice person, but I haven't talked to her since she married into the cult. Her mother owns Iloff's Jewlery on Post Oak. She has always been stunning beautiful and her mouth has always been that way. <shrug>Not Mrs. Olsteen's mouth, the INTERVIEWER'S mouth, she looks like Lips Manlus from Dick Tracy. Edited December 14, 2005 by TJones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well, that was just creepy. Imagine the interviewers lips on Olsteens face...the picture would be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdude Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 That interviewer looks like something that eats her young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citykid09 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 What about the host of that show? I guess she is pregnat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citykid09 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Did yall watch this one also, it shows what driving in Houston is like:http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=5qILCjI...uston%20Driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 The Lord moves in mysterious ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 My wife is an Olsteen watcher,she watches all the time and even she said "what is wrong with her ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rps324 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 She reminds me of "Irma, Irma, Irma!" in the Sorority girl clip from an earlier post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 The Lord moves in mysterious ways... I think she's a FOX!! not a COYOTE!! not what you find at closing time! I've seen some around the Denver area,both animal and human! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danax Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My first thought is "trophy wife", such as a worldly, successful businessman might bag. I certainly don't know what is in her heart but she seems like a nice person, might even be serious about her spiritual progress in this life and might just be a bit shy and therefore a little overwhelmed by her role.Some quotes that come to mind are; "Judge not, lest ye be judged", "In heaven there is no marriage" and, from Buddha, "Avoid marriage like a burning pit of hot coals", as I tend to believe that truly devout people avoid marriage and give their life to pursuit of divine love, not human love.As for the interviewer, well, I've got to give them some credit for not going with the standard good looker for that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 She is kind of odd. But I just wonder if it comes with the territory. Most TV preachers seem to be kind of kooky. And Joel's sister Lisa... she's just plain annoying. She can't say six words in a row without throwing in an "Amen."But none of them are as bad as the freakshow on TBN. Now that's scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 She is kind of odd. But I just wonder if it comes with the territory. Most TV preachers seem to be kind of kooky. And Joel's sister Lisa... she's just plain annoying. She can't say six words in a row without throwing in an "Amen."But none of them are as bad as the freakshow on TBN. Now that's scary. Yo, sulli! Have you forgotten Tammy Faye? [i kinda like her, though] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Not at all! She cracks me up though and I do think she's managed to redeem her image some after the whole PTL scandal.I have a good friend in Dallas that dressed up in drag for Halloween as Jan Crouch, complete with large fake boobs, running mascara, and a huge purple wig. It was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My favorite Victoria Osteen story, as told by her adoring husband, Joel:"Especially controversial are leaders like Osteen and the flamboyant Creflo A. Dollar, pastor of World Changers Church International in College Park, Ga., who preach "the prosperity gospel." They endorse material wealth and tell followers that God wants them to be prosperous. In his book, Osteen talks about how his wife, Victoria, a striking blonde who dresses fashionably, wanted to buy a fancy house some years ago, before the money rolled in. He thought it wasn't possible. "But Victoria had more faith," he wrote. "She convinced me we could live in an elegant home...and several years later, it did come to pass." Isn't that sweet!http://businessweek.com/magazine/content/0...34001_mz001.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My favorite Victoria Osteen story, as told by her adoring husband, Joel:"Especially controversial are leaders like Osteen and the flamboyant Creflo A. Dollar, pastor of World Changers Church International in College Park, Ga., who preach "the prosperity gospel." They endorse material wealth and tell followers that God wants them to be prosperous. In his book, Osteen talks about how his wife, Victoria, a striking blonde who dresses fashionably, wanted to buy a fancy house some years ago, before the money rolled in. He thought it wasn't possible. "But Victoria had more faith," he wrote. "She convinced me we could live in an elegant home...and several years later, it did come to pass." Isn't that sweet!http://businessweek.com/magazine/content/0...34001_mz001.htmUgh. Please excuse me while I go barf up my dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyechas Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I was waiting to find out the most commonly misspelled word in the English language!I think it's mispelled. (oops, there it is, i just added to the statistic). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 What about the host of that show? I guess she is pregnat.Lara Bell's baby is over 2 years old. It's probably an old interview. I have a good friend in Dallas that dressed up in drag for Halloween as Jan Crouch, complete with large fake boobs, running mascara, and a huge purple wig. It was hilarious. I refer to her as "Miss Piggy". She does look like a live action Miss Piggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Lara Bell's baby is over 2 years old. It's probably an old interview. I refer to her as "Miss Piggy". She does look like a live action Miss Piggy.Kimberly: i just emailed a picture of that woman to my niece. Her soon to be prize winning cow is named Laura Bell...truth stranger than fiction.[For my money, the cow is prettier-and half as frightening] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Isn't that sweet! And the fact that her mother owned a jewlery store is also pretty sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevfiv Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 (edited) hmm: and hmmmmm: Edited December 15, 2005 by sevfiv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 hmm: and hmmmmm: She looks like a "Stepford Wife"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 She looks like a "Stepford Wife"! ....with a defective chip. hmm: and hmmmmm: Who's the honey on the top-right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 ....with a defective chip. Who's the honey on the top-right? That was Mrs. Olsten before plastic surgery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Who's the honey on the top-right? It's Laura Bell, the interviewer. She scares me. They both scare me. Bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 It's Laura Bell, the interviewer. She scares me.They both scare me. Bad. Sad thing is the puppet on the top left is the most normal looking one. Even if she has only three fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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