HtownWxBoy Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html He's 44!!??!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREASER Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 he looks horrible. funny what makeup can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trae Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Slam-Ho coming out soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 OMG! What sort of example does this set for the ShamWow kids out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryanS Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.htmlHe's 44!!??!!?? Did you think he was older? or younger? .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownWxBoy Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Did you think he was older? or younger? ....From the commercials I thought he was way younger... although his mug shot definitely makes him look older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Do those things work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thStDad Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Wait, you can't punch hookers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I bet he found out the hooker wasn't from Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heights2Bastrop Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Wait, you can't punch hookers?Hey! Bite your tongue, Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thStDad Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I get the correlation - hookers are a lot like he said shamwow is....those things basically sell themselves!disclaimer - I do not engage in and would never condone the punching of hookers. they're just trying to get through school. no wait, that's strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbaNerd Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I get the correlation - hookers are a lot like he said shamwow is....those things basically sell themselves!They also readily absorb a lot of liquids, and release their load when they're wrung out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBuddy06 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 He punched a hooked? I bet he thinks he's using the slap chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTAWACS Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 uh... who is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 uh... who is this?He's some huckster from the talking picture box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTAWACS Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 He's some huckster from the talking picture box.uh... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 uh... what?You know, a pitch man, a cheap jack, selling dingles on the videolamatrolamaton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTAWACS Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 You know, a pitch man, a cheap jack, selling dingles on the videolamatrolamaton.Ok a salesman... Ok I get that part... but what the heck are you talking about membga? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Ok a salesman... Ok I get that part... but what the heck are you talking about membga?I'm talking about the fire that tells stories to the tribe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTAWACS Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I'm talking about the fire that tells stories to the tribe.Wait a minute... which tribe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbaNerd Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I'm talking about the fire that tells stories to the tribe. Tell him to lay off the peace pipe first, memebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Wait, you can't punch hookers?If a cannibal hooker was trying to eat my tongue, I might go all Mister Fisty on her face, too.What this proves is that just because you're on TV, it doesn't mean you get the chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Wait a minute... which tribe?The tribe that knows the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls, the tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship, and most importantly, the story 'bout a man named "Jed".The Tribe That Wants to be Where Everybody Knows Their Name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thStDad Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 This thread has been my favorite meme-stream lately, please continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownWxBoy Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 Do those things work? Yes, they really do. I have never used a "ShamWow", but when I was a diver in high school we used a small towel called a "Shammy" to dry off quickly when we got out of the water after a dive. It's pretty much the same thing. This thing would just suck all of the water off of you... they can hold a lot of moisture for their size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Judah Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 *Wham* *Whap* "Are you following me, camera guy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownWxBoy Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 *Wham* *Whap* "Are you following me, camera guy?" I love the line where he says if you call in the next few minutes or whatever you get extra stuff for free... "because we can't do this all day!". They have been "doing it" for months and months! Do people actually fall for that... "call in the next 10 minutes and get blah blah blah"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Do those things work?What? Hookers?Yeah, some work hard for the money. Others, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I love the line where he says if you call in the next few minutes or whatever you get extra stuff for free... "because we can't do this all day!". They have been "doing it" for months and months! Do people actually fall for that... "call in the next 10 minutes and get blah blah blah"? Yes, ticking clocks actually do work in advertising...even when it is an outright lie. It creates a sense of urgency, which is absolutely necessary for that kind of a sale. If someone is interested in the product but doesn't call in within a few minutes of seeing it advertised, they typically will forget to call in at all or lose motivation. What? Hookers?Yeah, some work hard for the money. Others, not so much. ...knowledge no doubt picked up from third-hand your clients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownWxBoy Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 Yes, ticking clocks actually do work in advertising...even when it is an outright lie. It creates a sense of urgency, which is absolutely necessary for that kind of a sale. If someone is interested in the product but doesn't call in within a few minutes of seeing it advertised, they typically will forget to call in at all or lose motivation. No big surprise there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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