KimberlySayWhat

There's nothing funny about it. I can't say I'm shocked, because nothing shocks me anymore. People are sickening. It's terrible.

But people now are younger than they used to be. They say 50 is the new 30. Don't you ever watch old movies and the people seem so old. You might pin someone at 40 and then you find out they were actually in their 20's at the time. That's weird.

My mom used to watch that show. Here's an article I found: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=...&id=3300775

Sunshine, lollipop's and rainbow's and everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together...

Oh, I see. I thought you were referring to some sort of online jukeboxes.

I don't know what that is. But I also love "Moonglow". I have it by Benny Goodman.

This song is so dorky and it's driving me crazy because I can't get it out of my head!: http://youtube.com/watch?v=cU_YW9_Qmg0 But I kind of like it.

It would look much better if they'd leave the blasted apostrophe out. Astros is plural because it's a team. You're not just buying Berkman's ticket or you might get be able to away with "Astro's tickets" because he's an Astro and that's his ticket. Mine started years ago after reading one of the stories from the Stephen King book "Nightmares and Dreamscapes". In the story there was an old hick-like town with a video store and its sign read "Video's". From then on I can't help but notice. It especially bugs me when it's on a sign.

Yesterday I went to the San Jacinto Monument for the first time in years. At the visitor's center/gift shop over by the battleship there was a wooden cut out of a sailor and at the bottom is said something like, "Thank's for visiting". It made me want to scream. I intend on e-mailing them and suggesting they fix it. All they have to do is paint over the apostrophe with a little yellow paint since the background was yellow. Don't forget those Astros tickets signs downtown that say "Astro's Tickets".

How about a Prada purse to carry around my Charlie McCarthy doll in. Now I'll buy that for a dollar. I just scared my not quite 3-year-old nephew with my Billy Baloney ventriloquist doll. Blah ha ha!

Wow, Jax, I thought Speeze was big. He weighs around 16 pounds. How much does yours weigh?

As long as they shower first.

That's fun! Kind of like "Double Dare" or one of those other old school '80s Nick shows. And the vats of Jello you mentioned, that reminds me of those old Jello jumps they used to have at the Omni hotel on the Katy freeway. That's very informative, to be honest. I didn't know there was a right or wrong way to moonwalk! And the airwalk is just too cool to fool. I'm going to have to learn those myself.

Yao was the subject of a Jeopardy question a few weeks ago.

Goodie! I'll start browsing Ebay for a Charlie McCarthy doll. While we're at it, we might as well bring back '70s variety shows, too.

I hate those stupid short-lived dance fads! They're crap. Macarena, anyone? I've tried water and orange juice. The orange juice wasn't bad. My friend said her grandma used to put apple juice on hers. Soooo, anyway, does anyone want to help me bring back vaudeville?

Why don't the Astros get some Japanese players? Japanese guys are hot.

Now that I think about it, it's hard to believe that he's just now branching out.

Foolishness. You should have put it on Eaby or at least contacted the local news. I eat my cereal dry. That's how much I hate milk.

Well shut my mouth wide open, you're just full of surprises, aren't you? Kinky?

My grandfather was a Mason.

Milk's nasty! Sometimes I can't even drink the instant hot chocolate because I can taste the milk in it. Bad '80s video alert: I like how this guy basically has to dance in one spot otherwise he'll move away from the blue screen:

I used to listen to Chris, but he started getting on my nerves. This news was surprising, though. I cannot stand Mancow.

Yeah? I always thought he looks like Jaws.

Even mine?