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@lessvegetables Hulu does the same thing!! I’m like this has to be a joke, right?

RIP Dallas Cowboys.

RT @TexasHumor: The four magic words. https://t.co/pExcjPv3wm

RT @TexasHumor: Dang it. https://t.co/yNmX7SeoOC

RT @SaraJBenincasa: JESUS. Texas has the highest maternal mortality rate in the develop world. https://t.co/kQ3xKJz5lM

@culture_OG I await patently for the first draft. #bitner

RT @csoghoian: Apple: If we're forced to build a tool to hack iPhones, someone will steal it. FBI: Nonsense. Russia: We just published NSA…

RT @aplethoras: me: why do i feel terrible brain: coffee is not a food group brain: eat a vegetable brain: sleep me: guess we'll never know…

Last first day of school ever and I’m outttttttt!

Woah, Stranger Things is definitely the best thing on Netflix right now.

RT @RealLennayKekua: Shut the thousand dollars up about Trump and Hillary already jfc. I think we all know there are two major third-party candidates.

RT @McJesse: Ok but the 1996 DNC was lit https://t.co/nuHp1lBND8

Everyday. https://t.co/idW2BJkki2

My biggest issue with this election is how both sides won't admit that their own candidate is total shit.

RT @AP: Report: Turkish military releases statement, saying armed forces have 'fully seized control' of the country.

RT @SCOTUSblog: SCOTUS invalidates Texas abortion restrictions.

RT @datscooltoo: If she doesn't remember when the Forever 21 in La Cantera was the food court she's too young for you bro

RT @datscooltoo: If she doesn't remember when the Forever 21 in La Cantera was the food court she's too young for you bro

RT @pattkelley: Don't worry guys, our lawmakers are looking out for us... https://t.co/EefyBOoAuU

RT @lawyerthoughts: Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of North, gen-- Court reporter: I'm sorry can y…

@lessvegetables no. No mermaid tails

This weekend!

RT @BoingBoing: https://t.co/AqY1Lwzp8i

@willsmith @ericjarvo woah