Lestat

Not surprising when you practically ban legal abortions

RT @Jake_Vig: ME: Your Honor, may I approach the bench.JUDGE: You may.ME: *rubs hand across bench* This is really beautiful. What is th…

Professor confided in us today that she only eats one meal a day because she's too busy. umm, no. There is always time for food!

Tweeting about how hungover you are is pointless and annoying… But dammit I am sooooo hungover right now!

Good lord that Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial is crazy

Breaking news everyone!! http://t.co/Ux0RV8uzyl

Accurate portrayal of my relationship with Netflix. http://t.co/NW4hl729yy

Pretty sure the older I get the worse I become at texting

RT http://t.…

Well Texas, at least we have the Spurs.

Time for the Astros to show America how a real team from Texas plays baseball.

#martinomalley2016

Dude absolutely crushed the debate last night.

Debate starting to get heated ☺️

And San Antonio finally rejoins the rest of the country. What a joke it was ever banned in the first place. https://t.co/FmXwgU0dqL

Honestly pretty excited for the debate tonight. http://t.co/JvrkzqL0BC

All these ppl posting about Columbus being a bad person like its news. Dude died over 500 years ago and y’all just now finding this out!?

Welcome to Houston, where the speed limits are only recommendations, blinkers nonexistent and the 1st 5 seconds of a red light don’t count

Going out to bars as a single dude is so expensive. #RIPmybankaccount

RT @buffalobayou: Beautiful day to be out at #BuffaloBayouPark! Thanks for celebrating with us, Houston! http://t.co/LL9JmyVdtG

If someone could bring me food in bed right now that would be amazing.

Surprisingly "average, pale & ginger" doesn't have the same effect as "tall dark & handsome" does.

RT @parkatie: I went to highschool with two kinds of people https://t.co/bDe5fu3jbq

My last class of the day was canceled and there’s a cold front coming this weekend. Not sure what more I could want from life right now?

Woke up thinking there was a spider above my bed. Turns out it was just a shadow. Needless to say, I am very awake this morning.

I'm kinda embarrassed by the amount of ppl who've posted that FaceBook hoax pay thing.