Lestat

RT @shutupmikeginn: Being 28-2016: I'm not ready for a relationship 28-1816: I have 13 kids 28-1000BC: I lived a good life, thrice I ate a…

RT @Shaeebutter: When someone says "you all" instead of "yall" when addressing a group of people https://t.co/pyzV5a6bsL

RT @Untrapgod: When your fake ID works and you manage to get into the strip club https://t.co/p9sadpa6VZ

Downtown H-town

@KCFXDesigns si! I moved out of midtown a little while ago… was getting a bit too cray cray

RT @necksosa: They changed the Hollywood sign again.. https://t.co/r6pgFCIrgg

RT @justkelly_ok: For folks across the US: Plan B is still available over the counter. Its shelf-life is four years. Trump takes office in…

RT @MattOswaltVA: this sounds like something the Joker would say right before releasing a swarm of killer bees into Gotham https://t.co/SyK…

RT @paleofuture: *travels to 1946* me: congrats on crushing those nazis! him: thanks! what's 2016 like? me: well him: i bet it has like zer…

Same thoughts whenever I go to a house party, or anywhere really

A lot of relationships start off with “Don’t ever change” then progress to “You have to change” and end with “You’ve changed”.

RT @SkyWilliams: Hey, @MTVNews: I came up with a reality check for your counterproductive pathetically pedantic 'New Years Resolutions For…

RT @MykeCole: Well, folks, this whole "being alive" thing was a blast. I particularly enjoyed the Star Wars action figures and comic books.…

Ironic... https://t.co/HudjxyahHB

RT @RealLennayKekua: San Antonio news: Spurs Road rage shooting Wrong-way drunk driver Spurs Chupacabra sighting Spurs Fattest city in…

RT @cflav: The people who said Obama couldn't fill a SCOTUS seat in his last year, b/c it would thwart the will of voters, must be furious…

RT @McCormackJohn: An update you might want to put in the headline: https://t.co/SUVYUg5yCw https://t.co/4XT0VM0Lem

@ThatBoyDalton wait, what are we doing this weekend?

RT @SamGrittner: I'm disappointed in Sarah Palin more than any other human being. She saw what Russia was doing from her backyard and chose…

@patricknorton @Windows yup one of the biggest things that I love about OSX. I do wish witching between desktops was as easy as it is on Mac

@EddiePappii @AP lol right it would be like putting you in charge of looking sexy and acting fierce… wait jk, that would be a good thing ;)

@gruber @ryanstruyk Cool… and this changes absolutely nothing.

@ed_page @JusticeWillett eh, George Washington would beg to differ.

If you were upset that Obama delayed releasing his birth certificate. You should be upset Trump hasn’t released his tax returns.

@lessvegetables hahaha oh good, I was like great looks like we'll just have to use all my tropical wedding ideas then!