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Was wondering why my phone's battery was lasting so long. Turns out I turned off notifications for snapchat. This explains a lot...

Bee Gees kinda day ☝️

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Had a dream that I made a 91 on an exam, but then later in the dream it turned out to be a 19… Like wtf brain, not cool!

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Like weed is legal in 3 states now. Let that sink in… Road trip. Anyone?

I’m honestly more excited for 3rd party wins this election, which look to be about zero so far.

Need an ID to buy alcohol? Sure!ID to fly on a plane? Of course!Drive a car? Duh!Need an ID to vote? AHH! Tooo much!

You either die a SpongeBob or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.

I *might* stream too much music. http://t.co/0fXn1nviWW

Called it. @taylorswift13 is the first (and only) artist to have an album go platinum this year.

"I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking" - Julia Child

Honestly welcome to New York is a really catchy song

Amendment to my platform: changing the name of midtown to "drunk town".

I just earned the 'Witch's Brew (2014)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/qoPp0oMrrm #trickorbrew

Nearly had a heartattack looking at my bank account this morning. Why must drunk George be so generous!?

My city > your city.

I just earned the 'Untappd 4th Anniversary' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/T8H9CTpxoy #ut4th

Just read 3 articles on why “23 is the freshman year of adulthood”… Thanks facebook.