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That amount of friends I have in law school with serious drinking problems is kinda weird. Idk if its law school or I just attract those ppl

RT @LawSchoolHumor: "Syllabus week" in law school is harder than all of my prior schooling combined.

RT @runolgarun: "milennials don't even know how to set a formal dinner table," they said. well check out THIS DIAGRAM I MADE http://t.co/1k…

RT @RealLennayKekua: I can't wait til we stop making news of waiters posting their receipts and bitching about not being left enough of a t…

Uber drive from Kenya last night said he likes Houston better to work in than when he worked in Paris.

RT @ABC11_WTVD: No, we were not hacked. 'Deez Nuts' is the legal name of the candidate and he is polling at 9 percent in NC: http://t.co/Hn…

Empty study cubicles everywhere in the lib. yet two people have chosen to sit next to me. Must be my beautiful ginger physique

I feel like I want a dog or a cat, but I know there's no way I would have time for that

Officially starting my second year of law school today, and all I wanna do is stay in bed and sleeeeeep

RT @rands: If a dating Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran dumped each other badly at the same time — THINK OF THE MUSIC.

Idk what it is about I-10 between San Antonio and Houston but there is always so many damn car wrecks

RT @chartier: Colorado tries free birth control for six years, teen pregnancy drops by 40%. http://t.co/oeZgbGuFwzWho.would.have.th…

Wait, did the Spurs add a new player yesterday or something?

RT @CBSSports: Sounds like LaMarcus Aldridge has narrowed his choice down to the following teams: http://t.co/YvvsqAyr6v

I swear, the only people who regularly post things on FB are all the people that never went to college.

Client has had 3 different baby daddies in 5 years and wants a divorce cause husband has been cheating. Well I wonder why??

Reason 1000 on why taking advice from a celebrity is always a bad idea. http://t.co/RQhLiR5dwT

Just stepped into a foot deep puddle downtown. If I wake up with a disease tomorrow. That will be why.

I’ve actually seen like 0 anti-gay marrage posts on FB. Soooo I’m not really sure what all these ppl are tlking about.

Gay marriage 5-4 ruling. Media: "yay"Lethal injection 5-4 ruling. Media: "clearly a divided court and issue"Yeah, there's no media bias.

And the race is on the be the first person in the office to divorce a same sex couple!

Slept 9hrs last night, just had a redbull and all I wanna do is take a nap.

Lol all for equality but the amount of people that took their little kids to the parade last night was a bit weird.

RT @Things4WhitePpl: Changing their views to get more votes http://t.co/9s4uv4NHRp