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Don't Buy Lean Pockets


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I stocked up at Kroger for an all-nighter that I'm pulling at the office tonight by buying Lean Pockets (they were on sale, cheaper than Hot Pockets) and Red Bull, among other necessities.

I thought that I might save somebody on this forum a few bucks by warning them not to buy Lean Pockets. They taste terrible and the texture just makes you want to vomit. Hot Pockets are by far a superior product for the purposes of office microwavability, despite the fat and carbs. Either that, or stick with Cup Noodles.

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Redbull is for sissies & soccer players. Real men drink Red-line! :D

EDIT: If you're looking for something actually tasty that's microwavable, try Stouffer's Deli Panini's. Its the first microwavible sandwich where the bread actually comes out toasty & not soggy.

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Thanks for making me laugh, yes, that was a blonde moment Niche made, hopefully intentional!

Too funny! :lol:

Yes it was intentional. The quote was meant to draw attention away from the main subject of the first post in the thread in favor of a tangential thought that had been mentioned in passing. I simply hijacked my own thread. Funnier too, don't you think?

what happened to the old fashioned caffeine: coffee?

Office coffee tastes terrible. It is a last resort.

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I stocked up at Kroger for an all-nighter that I'm pulling at the office tonight by buying Lean Pockets (they were on sale, cheaper than Hot Pockets) and Red Bull, among other necessities.

I thought that I might save somebody on this forum a few bucks by warning them not to buy Lean Pockets. They taste terrible and the texture just makes you want to vomit. Hot Pockets are by far a superior product for the purposes of office microwavability, despite the fat and carbs. Either that, or stick with Cup Noodles.

Then what? <_<

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Redbull is for sissies & soccer players. Real men drink Red-line! :D

EDIT: If you're looking for something actually tasty that's microwavable, try Stouffer's Deli Panini's. Its the first microwavible sandwich where the bread actually comes out toasty & not soggy.

i kinda like the rock star drinks.

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Yes it was intentional. The quote was meant to draw attention away from the main subject of the first post in the thread in favor of a tangential thought that had been mentioned in passing. I simply hijacked my own thread. Funnier too, don't you think?

Office coffee tastes terrible. It is a last resort.

Coffee is gross period! People always leave there cups everywhere and they STINK. I had a guy come in my store today at 12pm drinking coffee in a small mug... Stop being cheap drinking free office coffee and get you a coke!

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I don't think coffee has anything to do with one's personal hygiene.

thank you. :closedeyes:

Ok that's not what i meant. I meant the cups people leave behind and they sit for an hour or two.

people leave plenty of soda cans, bottled tea, fast food

wrappers and cigarette ends lying around...

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