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I agree, 77017. It's alot of people on here have great imaginations.

:closedeyes: <---- snoring...

Anywhere you go in Houston, or Texas its going to be sprawl. So, my advise. Stop talking about it, and get use to it. I see money, and more jobs for people. You see, sprawl.

Oh, gosh! Another imaginary thread.

TEXANS JOKE OF THE DAY! 2006 TEXANS SCHEDULE September 14................Taft Junior High School September 21...............Cub Scout Troop #101 September 28................Houston Blind Academy October 05.................Spanish American War Vets October 12................ Crippled Children's Home October 19............... Montgomery Mental Hospital October 26................ Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 02.................Texas Venereal Disease Clinic November 09.................Sugarland Boys Choir November 16.................Korean Amputees SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08..................Cypress Gay Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Texans must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Texans must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Texans fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Texans will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Texans will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Texans will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Texans will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** NAME CHANGE ** The Houston Texans will be changed to the "Houston Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string. ** COACHING CHANGES ** Dom Capers will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

Internet America Inc. is moving its headquarters to Houston from Dallas, the company said Thursday. Here is the article... http://houston.bizjournals.com/houston/sto...tml?jst=b_ln_hl Link to Internet America website... http://www.internetamerica.com/

Let me tell you the outcome going to be in the draft. Texans going to draft Vince just cause, he's from Houston. His family, friends, and fans would like him to stay in Texas. For Bush, he'll drop down to 2nd, or 3rd in the draft. So, he will have a choice to be drafted by New Orleans, or Tennesse. Moreover, Bush did mention he would like to play for his old teammate, Alex Smith at 49ers, plus he'll be right at home. Matt Leinart most likely be headed to the Saints, since they're getting rid of Aaron Brooks.

Vince Young is entering in the draft this year, not next year. This is great for the Texans.

Here is the Official 2006 NFL Free Agents, and Draft Order. 2006 Free Agents... 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I just heard on Channel 13. They said if Vince Young enters in the 2006 draft, the Texans might draft him instead of Reggie Bush. Time will tell they say. I think Texans would benefit more from Vince Young, then Reggie Bush.

As I sat in my chair last night watching the Rose Bowl for the first time ever. I've finally got a chance to see what everyone was talking about, Reggie Bush. Was I impress? No. It's alot of Reggie Bushes in the NFL already. Don't get me wrong, he have skills, plus he can catch, but, the Texans already have runningbacks like this guy. Reggie reminds me of the rookie runningback, Morency. Moreover, Reggie is the cause of the why USC lost the game, with the stupid stunt he pulled in the 1st quarter. By watching Bush last night, mentally, he's not ready for NFL. He don't look like a starter in the NFL, that's if he goes to a team that don't have no sort of backfield, and the Texans already have 3 good runningbacks that could start and pull off a win. Why we need Bush here? Just for the fame? The name? I wouldn't be surprised if the Texans look over Reggie Bush, and get the 3rd round pick, D

Do y'all think I get mad when y'all talk about me? Hell, naw. y'all can talk bad about me all day, I don't care. But, I speak the truth about things, and so far it comes to reality. I've got a feeling that the Houston Texans is going to be another Oilers era. Look at the fans last season, they stop going to the games. If the Texans don't do nothing this season, the fans really going to talk bad about them. Maybe they move to L.A. NFL Commissioner already said he want a NFL team in L.A. by 2008. Keep losing every season. Bob Mcnair going to find his fanchise on they're way out. (FLASHBACK) '96 Houston Oilers.

"Rockets won two championships." That was decades ago. Hell, look at San Antonio Spurs. They go almost every damn year. The Spurs is like the Patriots in basketball. And yes, Davis stay's hurt. But, he still finish off strong and manage to get over a 1,000 yards every season. Let's see Bush could do that.

I see y'all is really high on this guy, Bush. When he get's hurt. What's going to happen then? Davis will be right back in there as the starter. Don't bite y'all tonuge when he get's injuried. For one, Houston is a choke city. Yes, it is. The only team in Houston really doing something is, Astros. I wouldn't bet my money on the Texans, but I'll probably bet on Astros. I told y'all during the 2005 preseason that the Texans sucks, and they're not going to do nothing in the regular season. Some of y'all said, "don't worry about it. It's only preseason." I was right on the money. I beleive they will be better then last year. My 2006 season prediction... 7-9 or 8-8.

I don't care who Texans get in the backfield. If they don't have no good linemens, Bush ain't going nowhere. The things Bush done in College, he won't do in the NFL. These pro-football players going to welcome Bush to the NFL, with a big hit. Let me tell y'all something. All this hype about Bush, he better do something his first year. I mean, he better rush over 1,000+ yards, and be a Pro Bowler. But, one good thing. The Cowboys will host Texans this regular season. That means, they will face Bush (if he stay healthly).

Are you, and rest of y'all crazy?! Trading Davis and have Bush, Wells and Morency in the backfield? I don't think so. y'all not using y'all heads. Bush and Davis in the backfield, with the right playbook? That would be awsome combition. They have to trade Tony Hollings, and Corey Bradford, Jabar Gaffney and Derek Armstrong will be unrestricted free agents. That means, they're freely to seek another team. Besdies, Bob Mcnair just gave Davis a bonus for the next 2-3 years, so he'll be there. Again, here is the full NFL 2006 Free Agents. I will post the positions that Houston really needs... WR's... 1)David Givens NE-- Texans needs 2)Reggie Wayne Ind-- Texans needs 3)Josh Reed Buf 4)Randy Hymes Bal 5)Antonio Bryant Cle 6)Antwaan Randle El Pit-- Texans could get 7)Eric Moulds Buf 8)Joe Jurevicius Sea-- Texans needs 9)Peter Warrick Sea 10)Jabar Gaffney Hou-- Texans toss up 11)Rod Gardner Car 12)Corey Bradford Hou-- Texans needs to get rid of 13)Kevin Johnson Det 14)Peerless Price Dal 15)Dez White Atl 16)Koren Robinson Min-- Texans possbility 17)Quincy Morgan Pit 18)Az-Zhair Hakim NO 19)Tim Carter NYG 20)David Boston Mia 21)Ike Hillard TB 22)Troy Brown NE 23)Tim Dwight NE 24)Jerome Pathon Atl 25)Charles Lee Ari 26)Marc Boerighter KC 27)Reggie Swinton Ari 28)Troy Walters Ind 29)Patrick Johnson Bal TE's... 1)Chris Baker NYJ-- Texans needs 2)Brandon Manumaleuna Stl 3)Matt Schobel Cin 4)Justin Peelle SD 5)Stephen Alexander Den-- Texans possbility 6)Dan Campbell Dal-- Texans toss up 7)Aaron Shea Cle 8)Jermane Tuman Pit 9)Robert Royal Was 10)Christian Fauria NE-- Texans needs 11)Darnell Dinkins Bal 12)Terry Jones Jr Bal 13)Teyo Johnson Ari 14)Tony Stewart Cin 15)Billy Miller Cle 16)Keith Henrich Car 17)Lamont Hall NO 18)Brian Kozlowski Was 19)Dave Moore TB 20)Cam Cleeland Stl 21)Marcellus Rivers Hou 22)Steve Bush SF 23)John Gilmore Chi 24)Mike Seidman Car 25)Zeron Flemister Oak OG's... 1)Steve Hutchinson Sea-- Texans NEEDS 2)Stephen Neal NE 3)Tutan Reyes Car 4)Montrae Holland NO 5)John St Clair Chi 6)Fred Weary 7)Grey Ruegamer GB 8)Tom Nutten Stl 9)Ray Brown Was 10)Steve Edwards Chi OT's... 1)Jeff Backus Det 2)Tom Ashworth NE 3)Jon Runyan Phi 4)Victor Riley Hou 5)Kyle Kosier Det 6)L.J. Shelton 7)Ephraim Salaam Jax 7)Kevin Shaffner Atl 8)Kevin Barry GB 9)Stockar McDougle Mia 10)Matt Willig Stl 11)Anthony Clement SF 12)Barry Stokes Atl 13)Bob Whitfield NE 14)Todd Stussie TB 15)Todd Fordham Chi 16)Scott Gragg 17)Barrett Brooks Pit 18)Rex Tucker MLB's... 1)Andra Davis Cle--Resigned 2)Derek Smith SF 3)Angelo Crowell Buf 4)Gary Brackett Ind 5)Earl Holmes Det 6)Sam Cowart Min 7)Brad Kassell Tenn 8)Clint Kriewaldt Pit 9)DeShon Polk Hou-- Texans needs to resign 10)Ben Taylor Cle 11)Orlando Ruff Cle 12)Rob Morris Ind 13)Jason Glenn Hou 14)Wali Rainer Det 15)Ronald McKinnon NO 16)Tim Johnson Oak 17)Trav Faulk Stl OLB's... 1)Julian Peterson SF 2)Akin Ayodele Jax 3)David Thornton Ind 4)Will Witherspoon Car 5)Sedrick Hodge NO 6)Keith Adams Phi 7)Nick Greisen NYG 8)Rocky Boiman Tenn 9)Tommy Polley Atl 10)Keith Newman Minn 11)Grant Irons Oak 12)Warrick Holdman Was 13)Bart Scott Bal 14)Paris Lenon GB 15)Scott Fujita Dal 16)Patrick Chukwurah Den 17)Lester Towns Ari 18)Hannibal Navies Cin 19)Marcus Wilkins Cin 20)Rocky Calmus Tenn 21)Keith Burns Den 22)Matt Chatham NE 23)T.J. Slaughter NO 24)DeLawrence Grant Oak 25)Don Davis NE CB's... 1)Nate Clements Buf-- Texans needs 2)Charles Woodson Oak-- Texans possbility 3)Deshea Townsend Pit 4)Lenny Walls Den 5)Kenny Wright Jax 6)Jerry Azumah Chi 7)Andre Goodman Det 8)R.W. McQuarters Det 9)Brian Williams Min 9)Willie Middlebrooks SF 10)Chad Scott NE 11)Jamar Fletcher SD 12)Dale Carter Bal 13)Deion Sanders Bal 14)Tony Beckham Tenn 15)Juran Bolden TB 16)Fakhir Brown NO 17)Will Allen NYG 18)Terry Cousin 19)Ray Mickens Clev 20)Rashad Bauman Cin 21)Ralph Brown Min 22)Jimmy Williams Sea 23)Terry Fair Stl 24)Corey Ivy Stl 25)Jason Bell Hou 26)DeWayne Washington KC S's... 1)Adam Archuleta Stl-- Texans needs 2)Chris Hope Pit 3)Tank Willliams Tenn-- Texans needs 4)Will Demps Bal 5)Corey Chavous Min 6)Dexter Jackson TB 7)Sam Brandon Den 8)Marlon McCree Hou-- Texans toss up 9)Keion Carpenter Atl 10)Deke Cooper Jax 11)Idrees Bashir Car 12)Anthony Mitchell Cijn 13)Ifeanyi Ohalete Cin 14)Lance Schulters Mia 15)Bracy Walker Det 16)Earl Little GB 17)Kevin McCadam Atl 18)Ronnie Heard Atl 19)Keith Davis Dal 20)Ken Irvin Min 21)John Howell 22)Marquand Manuel 23)Ryan Clark NYG 24)Omar Stoutmare NYG 25)Ramon Walker Hou-- Texans get rid of K's... 1)Adam Vinateri NE-- Texans blessing (really needs) 2)Jeff Wilkins Stl--Resigned 3)Mike Vanderjaght Ind-- Texans other blessing 4)Ryan Longwell GB 5)Neil Rackers Cinn--Resigned 6)Josh Brown Sea 7)Todd Peterson Atl 8)Matt Bryant TB 9)Joe Nedney SF

I think Davis will still be the starter, cause Reggie is a rookie and he have to learn the ropes in the NFL. Now, since there will be a new Head Coach, the Texans needs a playbook that will put both Reggie and Davis on the field at once. Trading Davis is out the question. So far, I'll been on target with the Texans this season. They need to trade the 4th string runningback, Tony Hollings, and keep Wells, Davis, Mornecy, and pick up Bush. So, this means Texans will have 4 good runningbacks in the 2006 season. Moreover, Texans needs to get rid of Corey Bradford and pick up David Givens, or Reggie Wayne. David Carr needs more weapons, instead of having just one, (Andre Johnson). But, to tell you the truth. Texans don't need another runningback. We need linemen and one, or two more receivers. Even the media said so. ...here is the 2006 Texans Schedule, and yes, Dallas will host Houston! HOME GAMES... Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Tennessee, Buffalo, Miami, Philadelphia, Washington, Cleveland AWAY GAMES... Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Tennessee, New England, N.Y. Jets, Dallas, N.Y. Giants, Oakland The official 2006 schedule, with playing dates and times, will be announced in the spring.

They just mention that the GM will be back, and yes, Dom Capers will be history. The Texans are expected to interview, among others, Washington assistant head coach/defense Gregg Williams, Denver offensive coordinator Gary Kubiak, Pittsburgh offensive coordinator Ken Whisenhunt, Buffalo defensive coordinator Jerry Gray, Chicago defensive coordinator Ron Rivera and possibly New York Giants defensive coordinator Tim Lewis. The Texans also are expected to interview one or two college head coaches with NFL experience. What about Dan Reeves?

I don't care y'all see this sprawl, or another crappy strip mall. But, I'll see more jobs in the Houston area, and I think this is great. I know I'll be there.

Bob McNair, is planning on giving Carr $8 million bonus for another 3 years. So, Carr will be there with the franchise.

They said, this is the official logo for the new Houston Soccer team. They're holding it out for January 6, I think.

Nevermind, Kem. I've found it for you. Here's the link... http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.ph...211&postcount=1

All this hype about this runningback, Reggie Bush. When his butt get's here in Houston next year, watch he get's hurt, cause he gonna try to impress everybody around him. Beleive me what I tell ya. Davis will be the starting back for next year, while Bush on the sidelines just like this other runningback, Tony Hollings.

Hurry up and find it, Kam!

I think downtown is out of the question. I think they're going for the Delmar site.