NASA: Flying High?

[AtticaFlinch]

NASA finds cocaine in shuttle hangar.

(CNN) -- NASA says it has launched an investigation after finding cocaine in a processing hangar for a space shuttle at Kennedy Space Center in Florida.A small amount of cocaine was found in a restricted area of the processing hangar for the shuttle Discovery, NASA said in a statement.

[editor]

NASA finds cocaine in shuttle hangar.

Since it's in a restricted area, it should be pretty easy to narrow down the list of suspects. Especially if they have to key in and out.

[LTAWACS]

This is not good news. Hopefully they are not sending all this cocaine into space.

[AtticaFlinch]

All the aliens will be getting high, then they'll come to our planet with their addictions and their space crime, and then we'll have to erect a big space fence around the entire planet.

[editor]

All the aliens will be getting high, then they'll come to our planet with their addictions and their space crime, and then we'll have to erect a big space fence around the entire planet.

But what do we call these illegal aliens? Oh, wait...

[LTAWACS]

We probably have an alien in custody somewhere now... and he's probably babbling about his army arriving any day now... but no one is taking him seriously.

[24zulu]

All the aliens will be getting high, then they'll come to our planet with their addictions and their space crime, and then we'll have to erect a big space fence around the entire planet.

Aaahhh! You're right Attica! Please, does anyone have the emergency number to the Interplanetary Interloper Czar?? The President must be notified! ......