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bkueb73

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Wow, you better put some lotion on, you are getting red. Here, let me help you put some on.( cue in bad 70's porn music here )........ boom boom, boom......boom boom ba boom.......boom bada boom da boom.........boom boom, boom boom. :blink::wacko::lol:B)

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Crossing the fairy could be an adventure in itself!

Crossing fairies is a bad idea in general. They have a tendency to hold grudges and will smite you with their pixie dust as you sleep.

...then there's the other kind of fairy. You don't want to know what they'll do to you as you sleep...bad things. Very bad things.

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^^lol...i am pretty sure that bkueb73 wants to see any kind of topless girl...as long as she is showing something, right bkueb73?

not really. like i said, when i went to the beaches in miami, there are some gorgeous ladies.

and after all, thats the only reason i go to the beach anyway. if i just want to get a tan, i can do that in the backyard!

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