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hopefully this won't be replacing Smoochies.

That intersection has the Shell station and Alamo storage. The location probably is general meaning the old "adult" video store and Smoochies are probably going to go.

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Looks to me more like it is going in across Cortlandt from Ace Mart. There are no 13,200 sf lots on the south side of the freeway. But, there is an empty 132 foot freeway frontage lot for sale on the north side. If the house next door also sold, you have a 13,200 foot lot.

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Looks to me more like it is going in across Cortlandt from Ace Mart. There are no 13,200 sf lots on the south side of the freeway. But, there is an empty 132 foot freeway frontage lot for sale on the north side. If the house next door also sold, you have a 13,200 foot lot.

But that will mean more traffic running through your neighborhood! Don't you fear for the safety of stroller-pushing housewives? You monster! This would never have happened if we had zoning.

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As long as everyone shops online traffic will not be a problem. The bigger problem would be that this evil corporation may knock down a house, destroying the fabric of the neighborhood, even if that fabric is only 50 feet from a major interstate.

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As long as everyone shops online traffic will not be a problem. The bigger problem would be that this evil corporation may knock down a house, destroying the fabric of the neighborhood, even if that fabric is only 50 feet from a major interstate.

not when the traffic is now generated from 50 UPS, fedex and other delivery trucks that can't use yale because they will plunge into alligator infested waters when the bridge crumbles under the weight of their cargo while mom is pushing the baby stroller across...

at least part of the fabric that makes the neighborhood unique (24 hour video and smoochies) won't be destroyed in this process. afterall, it's the local artisan boutiques that make the area unique.

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at least part of the fabric that makes the neighborhood unique (24 hour video and smoochies) won't be destroyed in this process.

But not for long. The Wal-Mart will put those neighborhood establishments out of business just as surely as it will condemn all those cute little boutiques on 19th Street.

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Nah, Walmart doesn't sell porn. 24 hour video is safe. Of course, they do not sell stupid looking shoes that qualify as hip, either, but somehow the Walmart aura will put overpriced hipster shoe stores out of business, as well. This, of course, will then force shoeless hipster into their Subarus in order to drive to non-pedestrian accessible hipster shoe stores, in search of hip shoes. The Subaru traffic and the UPS/FedEx traffic will likely collide at Heights and 11th, as well as 11th and the bike trail, killing untold number of joggers and children on bicycles.

Maybe the Mayans were right.

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and because the joggers can't hear the cars over Alabama Shakes on their Ipod and the intersection is "inconvenient" it must be the city's fault. Lets create an ordinance restricting car usage near trails, and make all joggers wear helmets.

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Nah, Walmart doesn't sell porn. 24 hour video is safe. Of course, they do not sell stupid looking shoes that qualify as hip, either, but somehow the Walmart aura will put overpriced hipster shoe stores out of business, as well. This, of course, will then force shoeless hipster into their Subarus in order to drive to non-pedestrian accessible hipster shoe stores, in search of hip shoes. The Subaru traffic and the UPS/FedEx traffic will likely collide at Heights and 11th, as well as 11th and the bike trail, killing untold number of joggers and children on bicycles.

Maybe the Mayans were right.

No. No. No.

The shoeless hipsters will just shop online to save sales tax. (definately not at Zappos - owned by Amazon who now pays tax) So the jogger/children apocalypse will be caused entirely by an increase in UPS/FedEx traffic.

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I can't believe you old ladies are talking about shoes, when we could be talking about Wal-Mart selling porn.

Can't you just imagine what their buying power could do? Oh my.

I tried to steer them in that direction...I really did. Can't comprehend why they went with hipster shoes.

Then again...it's the new-and-improved Heights, a target-rich environment.

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  • 10 months later...

 

That thread was not derailed until post #5. While amusing, it was not one of our best efforts. I believe that there are a few topics on the forum that we managed to derail by the 2nd or 3rd post.

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