editor Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 houston, "we ain't got no slogan"houston, "be yourself"houston, "at least we've got a job"houston, "the soul of texas"houston, "it's hotter than hell in the summertime"houston, "it's hotter than 2 rats screwin in a wool sock"houston, "take this slogan and shove it"houston, "we let big oil do whatever they want"houston, "my home, proud of it"houston, "like the oc only hotter"houston, "now accepting applications"houston, "apply within the city limits"houston, "our budgets are balanced"houston, "our mayor doesn't smoke crack on film"houston, "our mayor is movin on up"houston, "our billboards are bigger than yours"houston, "my freeway is bigger than your freeway"houston, "tollroad drag races every night"houston, "we ain't got a slogan, is ain't a real word"houston, "like hollywood without the papparazzi"houston, "the people that get paid to create our slogans are idiot's"houston, "what should we do with the astrodome?"houston, "we have 100 year floods every 4 years"houston, "we helped ken lay fake his death"well that's all that i came up with in 10 minutes of brainstorming. the ghcvb should put my ass on the payroll. let me know which ones you likedreamThis is an example of why I stated at the outset that each slogan should be in its own post. If someone likes three of these and dislikes six, then the entire batch end up with a -3 rating. And worse -- if it ranks high, then I have to actually choose the best one to represent the entire post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 No more slogans, real or joke, from me.... My Rep can't take any more hits.... I hope this wasnt the straw that broke the camel's back in the "Haifers can't handle Negative Rep" Department.I'll gladly take it back if it means the little minus sign would come back.*sniff*.. I already miss you, little guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 ... I hope this wasnt the straw that broke the camel's back in the "Haifers can't handle Negative Rep" Department.I'll gladly take it back if it means the little minus sign would come back.*sniff*.. I already miss you, little guy.Not me. I just want a participation trophy. Because, you know, we are ALL winners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Red. Do you have a yahoo account - Then Go sign up for the college football challenge. I dont care if you hate football... its not a fantasy league. It will take a whole 30 seconds out of your week. Make your picks based on mascots or colors, I don't care... Just sign up. KthnxsI think i voted up one of your slogans by the way.. before i took it and made it mucho better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Red. Do you have a yahoo account - Then Go sign up for the college football challenge. I dont care if you hate football... its not a fantasy league. It will take a whole 30 seconds out of your week. Make your picks based on mascots or colors, I don't care... Just sign up. KthnxsI think i voted up one of your slogans by the way.. before i took it and made it mucho better.OK, since you voted for one of my slogans, I'll sign up. BTW, it is Fantasy Football and NFL that wastes my time. College football is almost as good as college basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 OK, since you voted for one of my slogans, I'll sign up. BTW, it is Fantasy Football and NFL that wastes my time. College football is almost as good as college basketball.I just high-fived myself since my faux-butt kissing worked.Thanks for joining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I just high-fived myself since my faux-butt kissing worked.Thanks for joining.I haven't joined yet. You celebrated too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Nope. Sorry.. I'm already using you in my College Pickem Marketing. Can't back out now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 This is an example of why I stated at the outset that each slogan should be in its own post. If someone likes three of these and dislikes six, then the entire batch end up with a -3 rating. And worse -- if it ranks high, then I have to actually choose the best one to represent the entire post. Rank him low for not following directions. . . I kid I kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 What's going on? The "-'s" are missing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 What's going on? The "-'s" are missing now? Check the forum main page.. Editor says he took them out since we haifers are a bunch of whiny babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 What's going on? The "-'s" are missing now? Keep up with the program, champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Keep up with the program, champ.I see, it was in the status update, well that's just silly.The reputation essentially is useless, kinda sorta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Puma.. Do you like football ? How bout college? Challenges, do you like challenges ? If you answered yes to any of those questions... Go here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I just high-fived myself since my faux-butt kissing worked.Thanks for joining.-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 -1Dude. It's not like i didnt actually vote for his entry. I did. Now put your negatives away nancy and go sign up for the college football challnge, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samagon Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 corny entry:Houston - We're fat and happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aullrich Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Houston: Where culture wears bluejeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinite_jim Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Houston! Happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 corny entry: Houston - We're fat and happy! -1 if I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
august948 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Houston: Dissin' Dallas since 1836. Ha! There was no need to dis Dallas in 1836. Dallas was just a spot on the prairie then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samagon Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 -1 if I could. and I would accept it willingly, I was even shooting for the 'highest' negative score! but alas, my dreams have been dashed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 houston, "we helped ken lay fake his death." houston, "we let big oil do whatever they want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Houston: Where we dream of the Oilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Tom Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I love Houston: Go F_ck Yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Houston: Orifice to the Gulf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Tom Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Houston: Spiderrollers check in, but they won't check out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockmat Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Houston, the ugly baby many mothers love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porTENT Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Houston: Where Intelligence is Bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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