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Kevin Munz's first restaurant will seat 700


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When Kevin Munz makes his less than bashful entrance into the restaurant business, Clear Lake may feel a bit more like Las Vegas.

His Cullen's Upscale American Grille, set to open in January, will be about 38,000 square feet, which is gigantic, about 10 times larger than a typical restaurant.

His lounge will have a fiber-optic floor, a player piano and

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Any place that seriously names itself "Upscale American Grill" sounds like a bad joke. Truly "upscale" restaurants don't have "56 large LCD screens projecting art by the masters" or the choice of Versace or Titanic china patterns. The place just sounds hopelessly vulgar.

Maybe after your meal you can browse the showroom floor for a nice three-piece sofa set.

Wait - oh, this isn't another mega-furniture store with another gimmick to get you to shop there? You could have fooled me.

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All that cheese sounds fattening.

Regarding location, Clear Lake has no shortage of residents and lake goers who appreciate over-the-top gaudiness. However, it strikes me that they would prefer 56 large LCD screens projecting images of Hooters girls on cigarette boats, and their choice of paper plates or styrofoam over the choices Munz plans to give them.

But hey, "whatever floats your boat".

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