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Worst Song About Houston Ever


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Nope. Not that one.

That was one of the ones that my mom, an employee of MISD, told me horror stories about, though. Was anyone you knew eating the 'raisins' on the floor? :mellow:

I didn't hear or see anyone eating the 'raisins' on the floor, but I did get pushed around by a little group of cholo kids. It was not until 7th grade until they started to respect me. ;)

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Theres that other stupid one by I think its The Gatlin Bros. (country)

Hooooooouston, Houston means that I'm one step closer to you...

You listen to it as your racing down a country road in yer ford pickup swigging Jack Daniels, chewing Skoal and throwing bottles at people minding thier own business. stereotypical Texas :wacko:

Point of order..............you don't chew Skoal. :P;)

Somebody needs to tell that guy who wrote that GAWDAWFUL song, that started this thread, to not quit his day job though.

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Don't forget "Living on the edge (of Houston)" by the Rev. Horton Heat:

Yeah, it's cool taht you live in a shack

And it's cool that you're hooked on smack

Yeah, you used to be in a band

You're the coolest guy to all your fans

Now you're livin' on the edge your livin'

On the edge you're livin',

Livin' on the edge of Houston

Yeah, it's cool everybody knows

That you're in and out of jail

You're a tortured artistic soul

But your daddy always pays your bail

Now you're livin' on the edge your livin'

On the edge you're livin',

Livin' on the edge of Houston

Yeah, you can't afford a car

All your friends like your real nice life

And it's cool everybody knows

That you're sneaking into all the shows

Now you're livin' on the edge your livin'

On the edge you're livin',

Livin' on the edge of Houston

Livin' on the edge of Houston!

Livin' on the edge of Houston!

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