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Joel Osteen vs. Fortune Cookies

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Wasn't it Joel Olsteen who said "You long to see the Great Pyramids"?

Wow! How did he know?

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What's really funny is that Joel Osteen is so unrepresentative of Christianity. His sermons are basically this feel-good stuff devoid of the Christian Gospel, making him an acceptable target for everybody! biggrin.gif

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What's really funny is that Joel Osteen is so unrepresentative of Christianity. His sermons are basically this feel-good stuff devoid of the Christian Gospel, making him an acceptable target for everybody! biggrin.gif

Agreed.

Overall, as a apathetic Catholic, I'd buy his message if he'd put his sermons into some context with the bible.

Perhaps its our society who has a tendency to only want "good news" and positive reinforcement that is eating up his message as a whole.

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Perhaps we could attend one of his sermons, and after each of his fortune-cookie statements everyone could shout, "IN BED!" instead of "Amen!"

“You have something to offer that nobody else can give!”

"IN BED!"

“To affirm is to make firm.”

"IN BED!"

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