IronTiger Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Which is a fortune cookie quote, and which is a Joel Osteen quote?See for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fringe Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 That's great. Maybe they will start passing out fortune cookies during his sermons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Works for Oprah quotes, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbigtex56 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Wasn't it Joel Olsteen who said "You long to see the Great Pyramids"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Wasn't it Joel Olsteen who said "You long to see the Great Pyramids"?Wow! How did he know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Wow! How did he know? Ok, I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronTiger Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 What's really funny is that Joel Osteen is so unrepresentative of Christianity. His sermons are basically this feel-good stuff devoid of the Christian Gospel, making him an acceptable target for everybody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 What's really funny is that Joel Osteen is so unrepresentative of Christianity. His sermons are basically this feel-good stuff devoid of the Christian Gospel, making him an acceptable target for everybody! Agreed. Overall, as a apathetic Catholic, I'd buy his message if he'd put his sermons into some context with the bible. Perhaps its our society who has a tendency to only want "good news" and positive reinforcement that is eating up his message as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbigtex56 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Perhaps we could attend one of his sermons, and after each of his fortune-cookie statements everyone could shout, "IN BED!" instead of "Amen!"“You have something to offer that nobody else can give!” "IN BED!"“To affirm is to make firm.”"IN BED!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTAWACS Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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