TJones Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) For My Democratic Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." For My Republican Friends: Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ! Edited December 24, 2005 by TJones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 TJ: And a Merry over-commercialized pagan celebration of a mis-dated religious holiday to you, too! Or, a Merry Christmas, if you prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) TJ:And a Merry over-commercialized pagan celebration of a mis-dated religious holiday to you, too! Or, a Merry Christmas, if you prefer. Thanks buddy, I got you a lump of coal and some switches for nmain, I know he'll surely enjoy those. sinner. Edited December 24, 2005 by TJones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VelvetJ Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 So TJones what would you say to a Born-Again Christian Democrat who has a friend who is Agnostic and they both support "Merry Christmas"? Would we fall under the Democratic or Republican wish? By the way, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Spit on The Fox News Network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 So TJones what would you say to a Born-Again Christian Democrat who has a friend who is Agnostic and they both support "Merry Christmas"? Would we fall under the Democratic or Republican wish?By the way, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Spit on The Fox News Network. Velvet, you are indeed a special case, gonna have to give you a Kwanzaa card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesternGulf Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Velvet, you are indeed a special case, gonna have to give you a Kwanzaa card. Hmmmm. I believe I fit Velvetj's case too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) Hmmmm. I believe I fit Velvetj's case too. nope,all out of Kwanzaa cards, lump of coal ! > Edited December 25, 2005 by TJones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metropolitantexan Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 MY OH MY, What a great big heart you have TJ....Here's wishing a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, yours, and all of my other loved one's here on HAIF........just what on earth would we do without one another's love and insight? .........well, for now I really don't care to know..........MERRY CHRISTMAS!HOOK'EM HORNS!Metropolitantexan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 We can't even get along on Christmas Eve.And what are you people doing on the internet anyway? Don't you have families to love? I'm at work, so that's my excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbaNerd Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 And to think a year ago, it was snowing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midtown 4.2 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Merry Christmas everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 And to think a year ago, it was snowing... ........and a Merry Christmas to you Metro. It is snowing again this year.........just not here. Merry Christmas ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Although a little late, I want to wish everyone a very happy Festivus! My wife and I are set to bring the poll down today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houstonian in Iraq Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Although a little late, I want to wish everyone a very happy Festivus! My wife and I are set to bring the poll down today. Festivus for the rest of us!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Thanks buddy, I got you a lump of coal and some switches for nmain, I know he'll surely enjoy those. sinner. TJ, I regret to inform you there were no switches in my stocking upon my return from the Christmas Tree filled Godless Island of Manhattan last night. I'm afraid I'll have to take back the shiney new 06' Corvette I purchased for you. Sorry. Rules are Rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 27, 2005 Author Share Posted December 27, 2005 TJ,I regret to inform you there were no switches in my stocking upon my return from the Christmas Tree filled Godless Island of Manhattan last night. I'm afraid I'll have to take back the shiney new 06' Corvette I purchased for you. Sorry. Rules are Rules. See, I knew Santa would screw it up, you can't trust nobody ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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