TJones Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Here's the deal. I have 4 kittens 2 males, 2 females that are 4 weeks old. They are litter trained and weened. No shots yet, that will be up to you. They are almost FREE! I am only asking for a $10 donation, and the donation is NOT to me, it is to an animal shelter on Greenhouse rd. You can even write the check to the animal shelter, you don't have to write it to me. I am letting 3 go, 1 will stay with us, but I am giving you lucky devils first pick of the litter, and I will keep whoever is left. I repeat, these are NOT food for snakes or a practice dummy for your pitbull. I figure with $10 that will weed out any loser who would be cruel to an animal. They are all very loving lap cats, I kid you not. Just PM me and let me know. I am even willing to meet somewhere for convenience. I will try to get pics up tonight, but I assure you, they are all CUTE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 You might get more interest if you posted a picture, and if they came with accessories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arisegundo Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Is one of them black? I'm looking for a yang to the yin of my snow white Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Judah Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Is it normally a problem that people feed kittens to their snakes !?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 No completely black ones, all black and white, so the ying and yang is already there.You bet feeding snakes is a problem, instead of big rats or small rabbits, soem worthless turds use kittens in order to feed their snakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 No completely black ones, all black and white, so the ying and yang is already there.You bet feeding snakes is a problem, instead of big rats or small rabbits, soem worthless turds use kittens in order to feed their snakes.Not that I'm in a hurry to own a snake or anything, but how is feeding a snake a kitten any worse than a mouse, rat or rabbit? They are all living things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thStDad Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I agree, all animals are animals. Why should we only eat cows, chickens, and pigs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Not that I'm in a hurry to own a snake or anything, but how is feeding a snake a kitten any worse than a mouse, rat or rabbit? They are all living things.Because they're cute, I would guess. And cute animals/people are intrinsically more important to society.They also taste better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I agree, all animals are animals. Why should we only eat cows, chickens, and pigs?I've eaten dog. And whale. Dog was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 GOD@MM!T ! This is NOT what this thread was intended for, but I guess it was inevitable !?! Mice, rabbits and rats are natural to a snake's habitat/enviroment, number one. And B, Humans don't normally feed domesticated animals to snakes, but sick individuals DO. You think the Houston Zoo goes around rounding up Feral Cats for their Pythons ? You bunch of friggin' Goofballs ! You are all lucky I love you so much. (Shakes an angry fist at all the 'Tards on this board !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 GOD@MM!T ! This is NOT what this thread was intended for, but I guess it was inevitable !?! Mice, rabbits and rats are natural to a snake's habitat/enviroment, number one. And B, Humans don't normally feed domesticated animals to snakes, but sick individuals DO. You think the Houston Zoo goes around rounding up Feral Cats for their Pythons ? You bunch of friggin' Goofballs ! You are all lucky I love you so much. (Shakes an angry fist at all the 'Tards on this board !)OK, OK, so where are the pictures of the kittens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 Well, there are only 2 left now. My wife went on Craigslist. I will try to supply a link, Hold !Link achieved:http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/665574996.htmlI named the one on the left 2 spots. His nose is VERY unique as it has 2 perfectly symetrical spots on the outsides of his nose, very cool ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Hmmm...I'm hungry and male. Maybe I should...no, no, I've already got leftover pizza with cute animal toppings in the fridge. Perhaps next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 I can't feel so bad, because I haven't named that one. I hear kittens are very good eatin' just need a little butter and some potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 This one should be half off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 can't fault him because he only has ONE spot !!! That's genetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 This one should be half off. you mean HAIF off, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Judah Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Well they're his kittens to give away. He feels emotionally attached to them, so I would expect that he is emotionally attached to their longevity. I don't think it's unreasonable to have a few moral stipulations attached to some things that are given away free of cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 For all the snakes my cats have killed over the years, it doesn't seem fair to deny a hungry snake a few kitties. At least a snake would eat the kitty. Cats tend to just torture snakes until the funny wiggles are over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Well they're his kittens to give away. He feels emotionally attached to them, so I would expect that he is emotionally attached to their longevity. I don't think it's unreasonable to have a few moral stipulations attached to some things that are given away free of cost.You've taken this too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 GOD@MM!T ! This is NOT what this thread was intended for, but I guess it was inevitable !?! Mice, rabbits and rats are natural to a snake's habitat/enviroment, number one. And B, Humans don't normally feed domesticated animals to snakes, but sick individuals DO. You think the Houston Zoo goes around rounding up Feral Cats for their Pythons ? You bunch of friggin' Goofballs ! You are all lucky I love you so much. (Shakes an angry fist at all the 'Tards on this board !)I'd argue that cars are natural to the snakes environment, the rats and rabbits people feed to their snakes ARE domesticated and finally, I think the Zoo SHOULD round up feral cats and use them as feed if no one adopts them. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheNiche Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I'd argue that cars are natural to the snakes environment, the rats and rabbits people feed to their snakes ARE domesticated and finally, I think the Zoo SHOULD round up feral cats and use them as feed if no one adopts them. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. You know what would be interesting and draw a decent crowd would be an exhibit where they rounded up a whole bunch of feral cats, stuck them in a large enclosure, and introduced other animals natural to a feral cat's environment at regular intervals. Perhaps the enclosure could have two or three sections to it, one emulating a rural area, one emulating a subdivision just recent enough to have squirrels, and the last emulating the East End, complete with roosters and hens on the streets. Of course, from time to time, you'd have to introduce predators so as to keep the population down. Say a mix of poisonous snakes, coyote, feral dogs, bobcat, maybe a large species of hawk or falcon. And then, to capture another revenue stream, they could sell off kittens at a really high price to families whose children get all freaked out that something so cute would be getting eaten by something not as cute. CA-CHING! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 You know what would be interesting and draw a decent crowd would be an exhibit where they rounded up a whole bunch of feral cats, stuck them in a large enclosure, and introduced other animals natural to a feral cat's environment at regular intervals.Perhaps the enclosure could have two or three sections to it, one emulating a rural area, one emulating a subdivision just recent enough to have squirrels, and the last emulating the East End, complete with roosters and hens on the streets. Of course, from time to time, you'd have to introduce predators so as to keep the population down. Say a mix of poisonous snakes, coyote, feral dogs, bobcat, maybe a large species of hawk or falcon. And then, to capture another revenue stream, they could sell off kittens at a really high price to families whose children get all freaked out that something so cute would be getting eaten by something not as cute. CA-CHING! > Nah, how about using that format and introduce inmates to the mix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Nah, how about using that format and introduce inmates to the mix?But inmates aren't cute. Nobody will pay any decent money to adopt one and take him/her home. Gotta have solid revenue streams.On the other hand, you could occasionally release one hungry inmate armed with a knife into the cats' environment. Classify it as just another form of predator. See what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted May 5, 2008 Author Share Posted May 5, 2008 But inmates aren't cute. Nobody will pay any decent money to adopt one and take him/her home. Gotta have solid revenue streams.On the other hand, you could occasionally release one hungry inmate armed with a knife into the cats' environment. Classify it as just another form of predator. See what happens.No weapons !!! If a hungry inmate can't defend himself agaisnt a few cats, then he will have to become one of the cat's "delicate flower"!NOW, does anyone want to give their girlfriend or daughter one of these adorable little milk drinkers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 No weapons !!! If a hungry inmate can't defend himself agaisnt a few cats, then he will have to become one of the cat's "delicate flower"!No, no, no. The point of them being armed is that the prospect of all that gore will cause toddlers to cry incessantly, and parents to buy unwanted cats for unreasonably high sums of money. It's about the revenue, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 But inmates aren't cute. Nobody will pay any decent money to adopt one and take him/her home. Gotta have solid revenue streams.On the other hand, you could occasionally release one hungry inmate armed with a knife into the cats' environment. Classify it as just another form of predator. See what happens.I don't know, I'd pay to see an inmate fight against feral cats. Provided he's only wearing tightie whities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I don't know, I'd pay to see an inmate fight against feral cats. Provided he's only wearing tightie whities.Nah, then you run into 8th Amendment stuff. That's bad for business. Scaring the living crap out of toddlers to coerce parental donations...good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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