Trae Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_pres...amma/conde.html Hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLWM8609 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) Eww! New thing at Mardi Gras... "Show me yer soles!" So many jokes I could make... "I wonder what her shoe size is, 8DD?" (yes, I realize letters are used to determine foot width too) Drunken Mel Gibson "What are you lookin' at sugarfoot?" Edited December 7, 2007 by JLWM8609 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) So many lines, and none that I can use without getting banned.Hell with it:"A foot fetishist would indulge in two pleasures at once.""If her shoe gets wet, will it tickle and become distracting?""Another reason for a man to massage a woman's foot.""Don't feed your kid from THAT one."the rest are too X-rated. Edited December 7, 2007 by ricco67 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLWM8609 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Imagine this conversation"Look, I told you, whenever it's cold in the house, put a dang sock on, it's creepin' me out again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trae Posted December 8, 2007 Author Share Posted December 8, 2007 * If she goes out without socks on will she get charged with indecent exposure?* "Looking for love in all the wrong places?"* Adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "Lift and Separate"* "Sole food?"* I wonder what her shoe size is? 9 1/2C?* She must have gotten it from walking abreast, or something nippling at her heel. But now she can walk down Mammary Lane like no one else can.* I'm almost certain Dr. Scholl's has some kind of medicated patch for this. * And pretty soon, we'll have George Carlin "words that sound dirty but aren't" 'pussyfoot', thus turning it dirty.* It suggests that a breast would be a fairly easy tissue to grow in a dish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbaNerd Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 (edited) "If I step on her foot by accident, will she charge me for sexual harassment?""One must wonder if Sports Illustrated will come out with a footwear model issue!""Stop staring at my feet when I talk to you! My eyes are up here!""This also gives a whole new meaning to those Nike Shox commercials. Boing!" Edited December 8, 2007 by UrbaNerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLWM8609 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 * It suggests that a breast would be a fairly easy tissue to grow in a dish? Don't get your hopes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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