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A friend of mind recently hurt his back and has been whining about it for days. I told him to see a masseuse (his legs weren't in pain, etc) because it was probably a strained muscle and if THAT didn't work, then go to a chiropractor and then a specialist.

Late last night he called me and woke me from a wonderful dream (That involved karaoke', believe it or not) and couldn't take it anymore. In my stupor, I gave him the number to a masseuse that would be available at short notice and hung up on him.

Turns out I gave him the number to a "stress relief" place (don't ask) and while they took care of his back just fine. The rest I will leave to your imagination. I just got an earful from him. LOL.

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A friend of mind recently hurt his back and has been whining about it for days. I told him to see a masseuse (his legs weren't in pain, etc) because it was probably a strained muscle and if THAT didn't work, then go to a chiropractor and then a specialist.

Late last night he called me and woke me from a wonderful dream (That involved karaoke', believe it or not) and couldn't take it anymore. In my stupor, I gave him the number to a masseuse that would be available at short notice and hung up on him.

Turns out I gave him the number to a "stress relief" place (don't ask) and while they took care of his back just fine. The rest I will leave to your imagination. I just got an earful from him. LOL.

And that number was? Uhhhhh, just want to make sure I never call it.

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