CDeb Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Headlines like this crack me up. Look out folks, there are evil SUV's rampaging all over Houston, looking for someone to mow down!! Nope, no motive there. None at all.http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4520998.htmlMan killed by SUV while crossing Houston freewayCopyright 2007 Houston Chronicle A third person has been killed this week after trying to cross a Houston freeway and being hit by a vehicle, according to a report this morning by KTRK (Channel 13). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Serves them right for not using the underpass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Headlines like this crack me up. Look out folks, there are evil SUV's rampaging all over Houston, looking for someone to mow down!! Nope, no motive there. None at all.So...what would you have had it say? Man killed by rapidly moving object while crossing Houston freeway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDeb Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 So...what would you have had it say? Man killed by rapidly moving object while crossing Houston freeway?Run over?Hit by DRIVER?Removed himself form the gene pool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Run over?Hit by DRIVER?Removed himself form the gene pool?Runners would find the first suggestion offensive.Drivers would find the second one offensive.Geneticists would find the last one offensive.You've got to come up with something that isn't offensive to ANYONE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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