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Some creatures treat their public places and food way better than us humans...us prodigal and lazy humans...tasty pizza, huh lil' rat???

Why??? Because that's the best time when women are fertile and healthy--just like Nature intended...Good #TUESDAY mornin', folks [incomplete]

Dallas area Mac Arthur HS: "Ahmed, we're sorry we unfairly flagged you as a terrorist for that neat clock you put together...please, please, please come back!!!"Mr. Ahmed Mohamed: "Oh bug off...I'm way too intelligent and skillful for you to paint me as a 'troublemaker' for creating something as useful as a 'clock'--besides, I don't want to be educated by 'trigger-happy' bigots like you--go find some other sucker to paint as your coward!!!"Eman's response: Hi! I'm Emmanuel Matteer Jr., Lo...

More #MANUP garbage...

Who needs a 'bubble bath'? This is what I call a 'shower'!!!

You know something, Mrs. Helen Mirren, thank goodness I'm NOT your boyfriend [or husband, to say the least...]! If I knew if you were so 'allergic' to #HUGS and #KISSES, you'd be a lonely, unloved 'spinster' in no time. delicate flower! [...and you're not even 'milf' or 'cougar' material (pun intended)]Good #TUESDAY evening, peeps...sometimes, people that work in Tinseltown don't make good soulmates, life-partners, friends with benefits--you get the picture...

Tell 'em, Corey Taylor...I'll bet Kanye West can't even handle a three-chord metal blast beat--now, I wonder what Ivan L. Moody and Veronica "The V" Freeman, et al. will have to say about that...

This could be my room here...in addition to Digimon, just make sure that this room can do MLP, Barbie, GI Joe, Transformers, Hot Wheels, Minions, et al. I could easily wrap up a couple months full of house renovations with this...Good #TUESDAY mornin', folks!

Now this is 'the life' right here...no rent, no debt, and a nice home-cooked meal to go along with it--this smart kid [#MGTOW, or not] is set for another #TGIF weekend!! Smart kid...Good #FRIDAY mornin', pals...as for me--I'm gettin' ready for the #REDWHITEANDBLUE tomorrow!!! Wish me luck...

Goodbye, Maria...thanks for making my elementary school years more exciting! Who's Elmo going to prank now????

I don't like what this country's becoming...thanks in response to this un-patriotic activity...

WTH?! This is a #NOCONTEST!!!

Man...I do, and I really need to get back to the 'rink' badly! Riding a bike's great, but more skating would be better!!!Good #TUESDAY afternoon, folks! Already the 1st 1/2 of 2K15 ends today...and I need to put on some rollerskates... #SKATING

Good #FRIDAY morning, folks...say it ain't so. Although I do send my courteous congrats to the LGBTs for earning their right to marry...and as I still believe in the words: "live and let live"--they can have each other and I can leave them to themselves...I'll just continue on with my #MGTOW journey on this #TGIF!After all...marriage will start to benefit them a lot more in the long run... Happy now, Obama? Ms. Steinem? #LOVEWINS

All I see is an upside-down #6!!!

I am, I am...I always bike to work, to the city--and I feel like I'm 20 years younger...screw the car!!!

Sad, sad...RIP, Mr. Dick Van Patten (1928-2015). Good #WEDNESDAY evening, folks...now my #HUMPDAY of watching the Eight Is Enough - TV Show will never be the same without fantasizing about Mr. Tom Bradford...condolences and thoughts as always to his co-stars, colleagues, and his family... :(Thanks for the [wholesome] prime-time memories, my good fellow...now do sleep well up above.http://www.people.com/article/dick-van-patten-dies-eight-is-enough-love-boat

Bring on the Ozzy...but please add more death/gore grind and 100% slam metal--for a bad day full of 'delicate flower problems'!!!

Good #THURSDAY afternoon...I'm about ready to say goodbye to this frigid #JANUARY...enjoy the rest of the afternoon, folks! \m/

Good #TUESDAY evenin'...I'm just toyin' with my lil' hairspray and my axe--listenin' to 80's metal! \m/ #ROCKON \m/

Good #MONDAY afternoon, folks--sorry I missed out on the #SUNDAY part...Boy, I feel good after a gym workout! Round 5 of Houston Critical Mass this Friday--Have a great week!!!

Hey folks! I just finished a new Woman-Less Diet tip in honor of MLK Day....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6T-HtAnZ74

Good #SATURDAY afternoon, pals...it's the last weekend of my extended Holiday/Winter break...do you think that I'm well rested enough to return to work Tuesday??? We'll see...

It looks like today's the day...good #SUNDAY afternoon, folks.

Good #SATURDAY morn--er, afternoon, folks...thankfully, I'm officially off for Thanksgiving--for one full week...and I still have one more day until I finally say farewell to my [adoptive] grand/godfather. This is going to be hard...have a good weekend.