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Virginians Taking Over Washington


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I thought I was pasty white until I dated this girl from New Jersey. Holy crap, was she white. You could see the veins pulsing blue under her skin. When we could walk at night, if there was even a sliver of a moon out it looked like she was glowing in the dark.

Ten years after we broke up I found out she got sick of being white and started going to tanning salons until she got cancer. She was always a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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