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Utinga

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  1. I believe that once you put vodka in a martini, it is no longer a martini.

    1. editor

      editor

      James Bond would disagree!

    2. Utinga

      Utinga

      Touché on the name being bastardized. lol

      A variation called the James Bond Martini:

      ‘A dry Martini,’ he said. ‘One. In a deep champagne goblet.’ 

      ‘Oui, Monsieur.’ 

      ‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large slice of lemon-peel. Got it?’

       I  just refer to these and the other 1, 374 variations of this this sort of drink, a shot. It would be like  Cerebral Hemorr...

    3. Utinga

      Utinga

      Touché on the name being bastardized. ‘A dry Martini,’ he said.....‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large slice of lemon-peel. Got it?’......I  just refer to these and the other 1, 374 variations of these, a shot. It would be like  Cerebral Hemorrhage or An Acid Cookie put into a Martini glass. The Martini is gin and vermouth, and garnished with an olive or a lemon twist. nothing more. P...

  2. Você aprendeu na escola sobre respeitar os índios?Sim?!Virou índio?Não?!... Então por que diabos acha que ensinar seu filho a respeitar os homossexuais o fará se tornar um?

    1. LTAWACS

      LTAWACS

      Rick Perry? He's a loon.

    2. Utinga

      Utinga

      That he is. But I The above is about Brazil.

  3. I’ve learned that it’s not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      I've learned (from observation, not practice) that it's more important to be able to manipulate people. That's how you can entice special people to share your misery against their better judgement.

    2. LTAWACS
  4. You are not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      I'm confused. You should post a venn diagram to explain.

  5. There's a place in the sunFor anyone who has the will to chase oneAnd I think I've found mineOh yes, I do believe I have found mine.

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      Are we talking about cats?

  6. Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them. :)

    1. LTAWACS

      LTAWACS

      Strange. Then I guess everyone is in love with me. :)

  7. Those who criticize the current generation forget who raised it!

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      False. It is in fact possible to criticize the "current generation", whomever they are, and also remember whomever were previously their legal guardians.

  8. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      Seems like the way he treats his superiors would be another useful datapoint. But at that point, we're just examining him holistically. The quote loses its rhetorical properties.

  9. Se você é ***, é pecado. Se você é bissexual, é confuso. Se você é muito magro, usa drogas. Se você é gordo, come demais. Se você anda bem vestido, é riquinho. Se você diz o que pensa, é grosso. Se você não diz o que pensa, é falso. Se você chora, é um dramático. Se ela tem muitos amigos homens, é biscate. Se ele tem muitas amigas mulheres, é viado. "Será que um dia vamos viver num mundo sem rótulos?" Cole isso como status se você tem orgulho de ser quem é.

  10. Reading does things — to the brain, heart and spirit — that movies, television, video games and the rest of it cannot.

  11. Less is more................... Mies

    Small is simple is small....... Me

  12. Você não tem 891 amigos? São apenas 4 .

  13. I’ve learned that maturity had more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

  14. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil?Do you think you can?

  15. And if I go insane, will you still let me join in with the game?

  16. You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you.

  17. I’ve learned that it’s taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be......I’ve learned that just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean that they don’t love you with all they have.....I’ve learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.....I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you can’t......

  18. If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.

  19. Forgiving the unrepentant is like writing books on water!

  20. "The great collaboration was destined to become the great competition."

  21. "Someday, someone will come into your life making you realize why it didnt work out with anyone else." Thank you A.S.

  22. Rule No. 701: You can't fully utilize an iPad if you're wearing a Band-Aid on your thumb.

  23. Rule No. 701: You can't fully utilize an iPad if you're wearing a Band-Air on your thumb.

  24. What other people think of you is none of your business.

  25. I am so glad we pay taxes just for these idiots to get their 15 minutes of fame, only to play, "who has the biggest penis!!!" Don't tell me what the American people will tolerate! Until we are struck down to our knees we shall not rise up in anger!!!

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