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  1. Good #WEDNESDAY mornin', folks...and helllloooo, #FALL!!! I'm glad you're finally here on a #HUMPDAY!!! Bring on those falling leaves, and that 'big chill'...I'm ready!!!

  2. Happy 40th Birthday, Good Morning America!!! [P.S.: I still have a 'man-crush' on David Hartman, though...wink-wink]

  3. WOOHAA!!!! Good #WEDNESDAY mornin', peeps!What an kickass #HUMPDAY surprise!!!

  4. My mom and pops each need a pair of these....

  5. My nephew's not gonna be happy about this...and neither would IGood #TUESDAY night, peeps...those UK bully instructors--ARGH!

  6. Thank goodness I've been doing social bike rides and meeting up with people from my past...otherwise, I'd be socially 'hopeless'

  7. Sorry, Ronda...you lose! Good #SUNDAY afternoon, folks...it looks as if that knockout served her well!

  8. My goodness...my thoughts go out to the French--horrifying... #prayforparis

  9. Good #THURSDAY night, peeps! (*currently jammin' to the hair metal [minus the spandex] in progress...*) \m/

  10. I sense 'mental abuse' in the ranks...

  11. What are you waitin' for??? Bring it--bring on the #rail already...

  12. Is this the reason why I slept through #TUESDAY??? Wow!!! Dis-Astros, no more!!! CONGRATS!!!!Good #HUMPDAY [#WEDNESDAY] afternoon, pals...sorry I was M-I-A, yesterday! http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25329809/quick-hits-astros-advance-with-3-0-win-over-yankees-in-wild-card-game

  13. Perfect idea...except that summer's gone--what about a drive-in home theater with falling leaves???

  14. Man...I do, and I really need to get back to the 'rink' badly! Riding a bike's great, but more skating would be better!!!Good #TUESDAY afternoon, folks! Already the 1st 1/2 of 2K15 ends today...and I need to put on some rollerskates... #SKATING

  15. Why??? Because that's the best time when women are fertile and healthy--just like Nature intended...Good #TUESDAY mornin', folks [incomplete]

  16. Dallas area Mac Arthur HS: "Ahmed, we're sorry we unfairly flagged you as a terrorist for that neat clock you put together...please, please, please come back!!!"Mr. Ahmed Mohamed: "Oh bug off...I'm way too intelligent and skillful for you to paint me as a 'troublemaker' for creating something as useful as a 'clock'--besides, I don't want to be educated by 'trigger-happy' bigots like you--go find some other sucker to paint as your coward!!!"Eman's response: Hi! I'm Emmanuel Matteer Jr., Lo...

  17. More #MANUP garbage...

  18. Who needs a 'bubble bath'? This is what I call a 'shower'!!!

  19. You know something, Mrs. Helen Mirren, thank goodness I'm NOT your boyfriend [or husband, to say the least...]! If I knew if you were so 'allergic' to #HUGS and #KISSES, you'd be a lonely, unloved 'spinster' in no time. delicate flower! [...and you're not even 'milf' or 'cougar' material (pun intended)]Good #TUESDAY evening, peeps...sometimes, people that work in Tinseltown don't make good soulmates, life-partners, friends with benefits--you get the picture...

  20. Tell 'em, Corey Taylor...I'll bet Kanye West can't even handle a three-chord metal blast beat--now, I wonder what Ivan L. Moody and Veronica "The V" Freeman, et al. will have to say about that...

  21. This could be my room here...in addition to Digimon, just make sure that this room can do MLP, Barbie, GI Joe, Transformers, Hot Wheels, Minions, et al. I could easily wrap up a couple months full of house renovations with this...Good #TUESDAY mornin', folks! ;)

  22. Now this is 'the life' right here...no rent, no debt, and a nice home-cooked meal to go along with it--this smart kid [#MGTOW, or not] is set for another #TGIF weekend!! Smart kid...Good #FRIDAY mornin', pals...as for me--I'm gettin' ready for the #REDWHITEANDBLUE tomorrow!!! Wish me luck...

  23. Goodbye, Maria...thanks for making my elementary school years more exciting! Who's Elmo going to prank now????

  24. I don't like what this country's becoming...thanks in response to this un-patriotic activity...

  25. WTH?! This is a #NOCONTEST!!!

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