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787 training today and I can't sleep! Just kill me now...

Against everything I find holy, I'm going to (GASP) Outback Steakhouse. O, the humanity! I will let you know if I'm able to eat the "food" in between my audible sneers and condescending eye rolls.

Another awesome day for Americans courtesy of President Obama. "It's the right thing to do".

Awww damn. He hit me in the face! I thought I was friends with everyone.

Costa Rica waterfalls n stuff...

Feeling like crap in Brazil

Fresh Apple-carrot-ginger juice. Sooooo goooood

HAPPY NEW...oh screw it. Pass the Bolli!!!

Having food poisoning is not nearly as fun as it sounds. It's been a rough day!

How can you not LOVE MADONNA!!

I can't believe it! We were just talking how she sang the Best Star Spangled Banner at a Super Bowl, EVER. She was a big black BEAUTIFUL mess, but Damn I loved her.

I don't care how badly I'm dehydrated and need electrolytes due to my "gastroenteritis", Powerade is GROSS! Can't I just drink Coke Zero??

I have just discovered the MAGIC and WONDER that is the DOLLAR STORE!! What the Hell? How come no one ever told me about this place???!!!

I planned on finishing up my CBT's on this fancy Tulsa layover but the wifi here at the HollyDay Inn is crap so I can't play the vids. C'est la vie! Time for a drinky ;-}

I rarely indulge, but I had to have the butter pecan ice cream waiting for me in the freezer.

I spent all day making New Years Black Eyed Peas, as Southern tradition dictates. I did not use a recipe so I didn't know what I was doing. They turned out really bad. Inedible in fact. Does that mean my 2012 is ruined from the start??

I wake up to 60° weather and actually have to put on a jacket...am I getting old or have I just been in hot Texas for too long??

I was going to Check In at Pei Wei here on Facebook then I thought, "No one gives a shit where I had lunch. Facebook is so stupid."

I'm as sweet as saccharin and twice as artificial.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Look at me all "going to bed at a reasonable hour". I'm so cool.

Lost my baby Peanut tonight. I'll miss him so much.

My birthday is in July if anyone wants to get me a cashmere Hermes sweater. Just putting that out there. Prefer orange. thankssomuch...carry on.

Not tired but need sleep!

Oh Hell. Its gonna be one of THOSE days!!Libiamo, libiamo ne'lieti caliciche la bellezza infiora.E la fuggevol, fuggevol ora s'inebriia voluttà. Libiam ne'dolci fremitiche suscita l'amore, poiché quell'ochio al core onnipotente va.Libiamo, amore, amor fra i calicipiù caldi baci avrà!!