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  1. I remember somthing like that. Now I'm just guessing but it could have been either "I don't wanna bump with no big fat woman" or The You can have her, I don't want her, she's to fat for me Polka.

    joe

    Here is the song:

    <H3 class=post-title>Her Name was Bertha, Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters </H3>a blast from the past. More specifically, a song from 1972 or so:

    "Troglodyte"

    (As recorded by Jimmy Castor Bunch)

    JIMMY CASTOR BUNCH

    What we're gonna do right here is go back

    Way back into time

    When the only people that existed were Troglodytes

    Cave men, cave woman, Neadrothol, Troglodytes

    Imagine the average cave man at home

    Listening to his stereo

    Sometimes he'd get up and dance

    He'd move something like this "dance dance"

    He'd get tired of dancing alone and look in the mirror

    And say "gotta find a woman"

    "Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman"

    Then he'd go down to the lake where all the girls

    Would be swimming or washing clothes or something

    And he'd grab one by the hair

    You can't do that today fellas

    'Cause it might come off

    You have a hand full of hair

    And she'd be swimming away from you

    This was a big woman, big

    Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt -- one of the Butt sisters

    She looked down on him

    And started to crush him

    Then she began to play him

    He looked up at her and said "sock it to me"

    "Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me"

    She looked down on him

    And said "I'll sock it to you daddy"

    And you know what he said

    He started it all way back then

    I ain't gonna lie to you

    He said "right on, right on"

    Hot pants, hot pants

    Uh uh uh.

  2. On one of the shows (maybe Kitirik's), if it was your birthday, you got to talk to the host, then grab a handful of pennies. I never got to do that, but I did try that later in life, and it is very hard to get many pennies out of a container.

    This was Mary Janes Magic Castle. Our Girl Scout troup went there and I thought all the kids that had birthdays were getting rich digging in those pennies! :rolleyes:

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