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@StreitIsRight https://t.co/yxO1iXbO0a https://t.co/6lu9KGnHcT

@SylvesterTurner Don't let these special snowflakes get you down! I dislike the Cowboys, but I understand your sentiment.

@TeamCavuto You're on air, complaining that the media is giving more time to Trump than wikileaks, but not actually talking about the leaks?

@TMobile @Predator #TMobileTuesdays + #Contest

#emergencysnootboop #EmergencyCute https://t.co/ajyRqQelZ3

#WIN 1 of 10 $2.7K Prize Packs @theblendergirl #ThePerfectBlend #GIVEAWAY #Sweeps https://t.co/jw9wLr9hX3 https://t.co/gTEUH9GEue

#WIN the NEW @OmegaAppliances CUBE300 #Juicer @theblendergirl #GIVEAWAY #Raw #Vegan #Juicing. https://t.co/RoDgX71FIR

A new update has been posted to Help Tobi-Wan Kenobi poop on cancer (&kick some dirt on it)!: https://t.co/nv1PGljg2i

All right, all right, all right. In 1993, Dazed and Confused opened in theaters and reminded us that some things ne… https://t.co/xf4iXAzSxj

Ate while burrito. Very last bite had something extremely spicy going on. Dammit.

Easy way to help my parents (@alisonkent) while also providing you some temporary relief from reality of #Harvey?

Emergency surgery needed to save Mary! https://t.co/SINcSBKJHZ

Happy birthday to the greatest mom in the galaxy, @alisonkent. I'm so lucky she squirted me out all those years a... https://t.co/vzXM38qU92

Have you seen a more perfect bilingual basenji x mountain cur x pointer x dingo? Tootsie is looking for a forever f… https://t.co/XLGjnuYCUh

Help Mica through the devastating loss of her husband https://t.co/6fKVghRDqo via @youcaring

Hi, I'm a broke college student and am willing to take handouts.

House voted to wipe away FCC's landmark Internet privacy protections https://t.co/nRbKPzjZ55 // Gee, that doesn't seem problematic at all!

I just made a donation to Playworks Education Energized for Playworks End-of-Year Appeal 2016 https://t.co/RP4bUaeq4v

I love this! https://t.co/AzmQGJ9Dqu

I'm so happy to be leaving early today. I am seriously exhausted! And for no real reason.

Is this really my life?

M: no, that's okay R: well, you're very pretty, I hope I didn't offend M: thanks. I'm not offended.*awkward silence lasts forever* ugh!(2/2)

Me: Big test coming up. Really need to study! Also Me: Let me organize this box of oatmeal. #procrastination

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My new "I hate everyone" therapy? Headphones and cleaning.