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If you need me I'll be glued to a computer. #OINTB

Today a coworker congratulated me on my marriage which would be very sweet if I were actually married.

WHAT'S UP, ATCHISON HIGH SCHOOL? http://t.co/18mVa6ERpp

Sorry about the L, Houston. Go Chiefs!

I can cut the estrogen with a knife. #taylorswift1989tour

Everyone at Barbarella is twelve years old. Where do the hipsters with 401Ks go to dance?

Glad to see all of RuPAul's Drag Race made it to the #VMAs

SHADIEST #VMAs OF ALL TIME.

*know. Ugh.

Email from the head boss that we "are welcome to come to the office" if it's a safe drive. I'm the only person here. #TropicalStormBill

RT @SawyerStull: #TropicalStormBill is actually what the Clinton administration would refer to Bill as back when he'd get black out and ban…

#TropicalStormBill. Leggo.

Want to hear something funny? @Caitlyn_Jenner is a #republican.

Let's do this. Rock chalk! #kubball #MarchMadness

Bad day in Kansas. Bad day in Texas. I should really move.

Kansas has become a thousand dollarsing circus and @govsambrownback is the head clown. #ksleg

Looks like @Caitlyn_Jenner knows how to werk. Congrats, girl! So happy for you!

I hear from Houstonians all the time that the weather here is "unpredictable." Not so much. http://t.co/cgTY9gq9PR

#BoycottIndiana I have been successfully doing this for 25 years.

I won't be able to watch #Kentucky play today, but I'm sending all of my love to the state of #WestVirginia today. #MarchMadness

Texas being Texas. I should move. http://t.co/EWdPX8I6DP

And now for Monday mourning. #kubball

Ranking of terrible things. 1. Genocide 2. Cancer 3. #Kentucky fans

RT @gavinesq: Apparently Washburn is talking shit because Wichita State refuses to schedule them for an exhibition game. What are they afra…

Let's rename the BIg 12 "Kansas basketball and friends."