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Guy who parked next to me appears to be making friends. #IAH #Gunspoint #Houston http://t.co/O32JkwqfFE

It's a wonderful day to #TakeTheCrown. #ForeverRoyal

Let's all talk about how insanely good American Horror Story is.

ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS YAAAAAS

Republicans on Twitter thought #DemDebate was boring? Maybe because the Dem candidates aren't clowns.

1995 called. I answered. Going to see Garbage tonight!

#MCM to the #Royals, obvi.

Love ya, Houston, but let's go #Royals! #BlueOctober

Proud to see Lawrence, Kansas on this map. #IndigenousPeoplesDay http://t.co/XabmIwr9fL

Is it terrible to not care about school shootings? We're not going to do anything about it anyway.

Race day! #pdxmarathon

Packed for my trip to Portland, OR, using the weather forecast from Portland, Tx.

No @CHVRCHES show in Houston

I won't be able to watch #Kentucky play today, but I'm sending all of my love to the state of #WestVirginia today. #MarchMadness

Today a coworker congratulated me on my marriage which would be very sweet if I were actually married.

*know. Ugh.

Email from the head boss that we "are welcome to come to the office" if it's a safe drive. I'm the only person here. #TropicalStormBill

RT @SawyerStull: #TropicalStormBill is actually what the Clinton administration would refer to Bill as back when he'd get black out and ban…

#TropicalStormBill. Leggo.

Want to hear something funny? @Caitlyn_Jenner is a #republican.

If you need me I'll be glued to a computer. #OINTB

Bad day in Kansas. Bad day in Texas. I should really move.

Looks like @Caitlyn_Jenner knows how to werk. Congrats, girl! So happy for you!

I hear from Houstonians all the time that the weather here is "unpredictable." Not so much. http://t.co/cgTY9gq9PR

#BoycottIndiana I have been successfully doing this for 25 years.