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#BoycottIndiana I have been successfully doing this for 25 years.

#MCM to the #Royals, obvi.

#Obama picks #Kentucky to win the #NCAATournament which means there is NO WAY it will happen. #ThanksObama. No seriously, thaaaaanks.

#TropicalStormBill. Leggo.

#watchWhatHappensLive CRINGE

.@BarackObama tweets about ending sexual assault. I wonder how @FoxNews will find a way to delicate flower about it.

*know. Ugh.

10K day, y'all.

1995 called. I answered. Going to see Garbage tonight!

Adios Houston! Off to Nawlins. @madcakeshandy

And now for Monday mourning. #kubball

Bad day in Kansas. Bad day in Texas. I should really move.

Basketball season starts tonight! Let's go Jayhawks! #RockChalk #beatUK #rcj #kubball

Britney follwed by a 10 minute Beyoncé mix. @MattAraiza, bring @R_Tho with you.

Closing tax loopholes will never happen with a GOP-led congress. Bummed @BarackObama didn't push this harder in 2008 and 2009. #POTUSatKU

Congrats to #OU and racists of #SAE for finally clearing up whether Oklahoma is part of the South or the Midwest. It's the South.

Curious to see how the vote goes in #Scotland tomorrow, watching from the good ol' USA. #indyref

Currently obsessed with @GreatGoodFineOk Come to Houston, pretty please?

DOUGLAS COUNTY starts to come in, does me proud.

Email from the head boss that we "are welcome to come to the office" if it's a safe drive. I'm the only person here. #TropicalStormBill

Everyone at Barbarella is twelve years old. Where do the hipsters with 401Ks go to dance?

First email after lunch is a reminder to take my floating holiday. I wasn't aware that I had one. PRAISE JESUS.

Flights from NYC to HTX are $280 RT. Come holler at me, @AlexRFischer!

For a split second I saw Oakland as Oklahoma and was really worried about you, @AptTherapy

FWIW, #GoDucks.