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Utinga

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  1. Be happy with your contradictions.

  2. I have come to the conclusion that I'm not rich enough to have dietary restrictions. Ever notice that you don't meet poor people with special diet needs? A gluten intolerant house cleaner?

  3. Are the Houston Texans, going to do this each week? Yikes....

  4. Over hyped question du jour!!!..."What do you think of the new iPhone?"........ I'll answer with a question: Does it make a phone call?

  5. Cooking is not, nor should ever be considered, art. Cooking is generosity. IMO

  6. It is easy to love someone, but not so easy to understand the one we love.

  7. I just saw a line that a French chef I understudied under years ago said.....“Before you learn how to cook, you must learn how to eat.” Truth!

  8. Sometimes a line in a book just comes back at you, like a slap in your face................"I had tears in my eyes for more than a hundred miles."

  9. Learned something new today. When you die, so does your cd collection, one can not pass it down as one would their cd collection.......... "If you had read Apple’s terms and conditions when buying music on iTunes (does anyone actually do this? No, me neither), you would know that you actually don't own anything you buy – you are only renting the music for your lifetime."

  10. Everything looks better with age. Except white T-shirts.

  11. Well, its Labor day today. Time for everyone to grill some dead cows, dead pigs and dead birds over the sacrificial fires of coals, wood or gas flames. Happy eatings everyone, Labor away!

  12. If I see a re-post of a re-post of a re-post of a re-post of a re-post of a re-post one more time!!! I'm going to...............hell if I know. lol

  13. They say if you’re bisexual, you’re confused. If you’re gay, it’s a sin. If you’re skinny you’re on drugs. If you’re fat, you look nasty. If you’re dressed up, you’re conceited. If you dress for comfort you’re a slob. If you speak you’re mind, you’re a delicate flower. If you don’t say anything, you’re rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you’re a drama queen. If you have male friends, you’re a whore. If you have female friends, you’re a player. You can’t do anything...

  14. Never invite an activist and a comedian to the same dinner party.

  15. A good relationship isn't about liking the same things. It's about hating the same things.

  16. Quotation of the Day: "I am absolutely comfortable with the fact that men marrying men, women marrying women and heterosexual men and women marrying one another are entitled to the same exact rights, all the civil rights, all the civil liberties." - Joseph R. Biden, on NBC’s “Meet the Press.”

  17. Music is the soul of language.

  18. I think I may have a drinking problem....there are more beers in the fridge!

  19. "Let me hear you Make decisionsWithout your televisionLet me hear you speakingJust for me"

  20. Dreams and love are just words - until you decide to experience them.

  21. Properly made, leftover chili gets better and better every day until the fourth day, at which point it begins its slow decline.

  22. If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?

  23. Remember the love note.

  24. Federal Appeals Court Rules California’s Ban on Gay Marriage is Unconstitutional.

  25. What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it is supposed to be.

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