Vertigo58 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 She should do an updated Madonna rip off "Truth or Dare" and do scary things with bottles or go into the soft porn industry. Have feature films like "Britney Goes to Bangkok" or "The Happy Britney Hooker Goes to Washington". What about How Green was my Valley or My Burning Bush? XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I was actually waiting for the same thing Me personally, I liked the Britney performance, because it didn't seem any different from how fabricated her music and performances are anyway, and now people are seeing it as "hey, that's bad". What sucked is that they played the Britney performance in it's entirety, yet cut out most of the kick-ass performances in the suites. That is just some of the old school, "PAYOLA" going on there. Britney's career needed a shot in the arm. The opening number for the VMA's is supposed to ALWAYS supposed to be a show-stopper or a way to help launch a new album coming. This rocket blew up on the pad though. I don't think she should have lip-synched this one if she wasn't going to gyrate all over the stage, she simply walked around with a pout on her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 What about the finale with J.T.?That was craptastic! Thank GAWD for all the fog, otherwise people may figure out that foo can't dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 What about the finale with J.T.?That was craptastic! Thank GAWD for all the fog, otherwise people may figure out that foo can't dance.You know, I did not see the finale as I changed the channel about 15 minutes after Britney's debacle. I did watch that HBO concert last Sunday..... He ain't so bad. This fatman could still teach ol' J.T. a move or 3, but he can get his groove on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ V Lawrence Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 She should do an updated Madonna rip off "Truth or Dare" and do scary things with bottles or go into the soft porn industry. Have feature films like "Britney Goes to Bangkok" or "The Happy Britney Hooker Goes to Washington". What about How Green was my Valley or My Burning Bush? XXXHow about "Britney Speared"?What about the finale with J.T.?That was craptastic! Thank GAWD for all the fog, otherwise people may figure out that foo can't danceJ.T.'s ending seemed a lot better than Britney's beginning to me. I was still cracking up from Jamie Foxx's comments from that Tommy Lee/Kid Rock fist fight a few minutes before anyway, so I wasn't paying attention. I was also miffed by the fact that Tila, some girl I went to high school with, had a commercial promoting her new MTV reality tv show during the VMAs. I was like "man, you can take the girl out of the SWAT, but you can't take the SWAT out of the girl" (SouthWest Alief Texas, y'all) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 How about "Britney Speared"?You should be in advertising! best one yet!I say they should manufacture inflatable Britney's and sell at XXX theaters. Could have a built in musical box, not saying where though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ V Lawrence Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 I say they should manufacture inflatable Britney's and sell at XXX theaters. Could have a built in musical box, not saying where though.That's a scary thought, yo. But I still think it'd sell more than the Britney Spears Instructional Singing Tutorial DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Tila's new show is proff the real MTV has left the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 What about the finale with J.T.?That was craptastic! Thank GAWD for all the fog, otherwise people may figure out that foo can't dance.They over-hyped that ending way too much. J.T. & Timbaland could have pulled it off easily with just some song changes. The best part of that finale was the tri-colored laser show.Chris Brown stole the show although the MJ thing is played out. It's one thing to pay homage, but its another thing to imitate. Still, it was the best performance of the night.As for Tila, that poor girl is a one-trick pony. The problem is that her "trick" was laying on the hoods of Hondas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingman Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 People are only NOW hating that over synthesized lip syncing crap? I didn't watch the awards and missed her performance, but I rather enjoyed seeing what appeared to be Color Kinetics LED lighting woo I'm going to love incorporating bits of color lighting in my place... some day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ V Lawrence Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 People are only NOW hating that over synthesized lip syncing crap?Not really. I'm not a lip-syncing fan at all, but I've somewhat come to the conclusion that it makes sense in only certain situations; i.e. when you have to because the dancing is so vigorous that real singing would put the performance at risk Chris Brown for example. I'm pretty sure he was lip-syncing, but a lot of people are saying he had the standout performance at the VMAs with Alicia Keys. There's no way someone could sing c.d. quality and do those particular kinds of dance moves at the same time. Yeah, it'd make sense to just not move your lips completely, but the audience loves the lip-thing for some reason.Britney Spears' performance wasn't a "lip sync because your dance moves are so hardcore, you can't sing and dance at the same time", it was a "lip sync because I'm tired and don't feel like singing, and no one will notice because I've been lip-syncing without dancing hardcore for 8 years" kind of thing, and people weren't buying it, because it stood out last night more than ever that her career was a gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProHouston Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I wasn't that impressed with the Alicia Keys performance. I thought her rendition of "Freedom" was better than her own song, not sure why she sang it though. Chris Brown was awesome, I still can't figure out why Rhianna performed in the middle of it though. It seemed out of place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 They over-hyped that ending way too much. J.T. & Timbaland could have pulled it off easily with just some song changes. The best part of that finale was the tri-colored laser show.Chris Brown stole the show although the MJ thing is played out. It's one thing to pay homage, but its another thing to imitate. Still, it was the best performance of the night.As for Tila, that poor girl is a one-trick pony. The problem is that her "trick" was laying on the hoods of Hondas.I didn't even realize Timbaland was part of the act. I thought he was just forcing his way in for a few grunts. It was that bad. The best part was when what's her name pushed JT out of the way. Don't hawg my camera, boy!As far as Tila, she had to turn bi just to stay relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Normally I could care less to even be caught in a conversation about this skankster, but after seeing the news of how this fiasco went. I could swear I saw a swarm of flies following her. I could not believe how much fat this tramp has! Her body looked puffy and bloated and the nakedness only emphasized the blatant flab. This seemed more like a Victoria's Secret promo or The Men's Club. Now little girls can show their relatives how to pole dance. Hell, I think that's already the rage right now. Britney is just ready to star in triple X action. Hands down. That or selling cucumbers. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I wasn't that impressed with the Alicia Keys performance. I thought her rendition of "Freedom" was better than her own song, not sure why she sang it though. Chris Brown was awesome, I still can't figure out why Rhianna performed in the middle of it though. It seemed out of place.Actually, Chris Brown performed on Rhianna's set. His ended, hers started, and he stuck around to hand her an umbrella. I took a bathroom break for Alicia Keys. I lost respect for her as an artist when she got up from her piano bench, put on that stripper outfit and started "dancing for dollars". She went from class to crap in about .2 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProHouston Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Actually, Chris Brown performed on Rhianna's set. His ended, hers started, and he stuck around to hand her an umbrella. I took a bathroom break for Alicia Keys. I lost respect for her as an artist when she got up from her piano bench, put on that stripper outfit and started "dancing for dollars". She went from class to crap in about .2 seconds.I'm still confused about the Rhianna performance. Chris Brown came out again after her *short* performance ended. It just wasn't well put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieDidIt Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 No woman can run around the stage in her underwear after having two kids and expect to be the way she "was.". 25 or not, workout queen or not, it really can't be done....unless you're Hiedi Klum. delicate flower. PS-From the Youtube I've seen, she looked smashed off her can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicMan Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Some say that we should criticize her performance but not her acting: http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/1...y.ap/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ V Lawrence Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 As far as Tila, she had to turn bi just to stay relevant.Well, to be fair, Tila was bi since at least high school. That wasn't a change because of tv; she really has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I'm still confused about the Rhianna performance. Chris Brown came out again after her *short* performance ended. It just wasn't well put together.Well, if you didn't know, Chris Brown and Rhianna actually have a duet rendention of "Umbrella" where he sings, "You can be my Cinderella." while she is singing about her "Umbrella". I almost like it better than her by herself, but THAT is why he was out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 15 minutes until it's bi-bye for Tila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProHouston Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Well, if you didn't know, Chris Brown and Rhianna actually have a duet rendention of "Umbrella" where he sings, "You can be my Cinderella." while she is singing about her "Umbrella". I almost like it better than her by herself, but THAT is why he was out there.That's right, I forgot about that version. I guess that's the connection. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ V Lawrence Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 15 minutes until it's bi-bye for Tila. Dude, you can't have it both ways. Oh wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Judge just took the kids away. Unfit mom, etc. boo hoo hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbigtex56 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Leave Britney Alone!Seriously, I get the impression that the news media are hoping for a suicide. Sure beats reporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Leave Britney Alone!Seriously, I get the impression that the news media are hoping for a suicide. Sure beats reporting. I just revived this stupid topic out of sheer boredom, created a beast. A bleached blond one at that. I'm sure she's really a Doris Day-girl-next-door type or a modern day, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.