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Houston's New Evacuation Plan


Parrothead

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Houston City Officials have just announced the latest city Evacuation Plan, effective immediately:

Hispanics will use I-10 to San Antonio

Cajuns will use I-10 east to Lafayette

Rednecks will use 59 N to E. Texas

Republicans will fly Continental to Washington DC

Yankees and Democrats will use I-45 S to Galveston

Longhorns will use 290 W to Austin

Aggies will use the 610 Loop

:lol:

My FIL sent me that last night, I thought it was pretty funny...notice no one goes I-45 N!! LOL!!

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