mrell32 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=YnrhndF...=houston%20wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) What the hell is with all the GLARING LOOKS. It looks like she sees a SEMI- baring down on her, and she is caught in the headlights. I think maybe thats why Joel only lets her preach on Wednesdays. I was waiting for laserbeams to shoot out at anyminute. I am more concerned with the interviewer though, she ought to get a good lawyer and sue her plastic surgeon for that horrible lip job. Edited December 14, 2005 by TJones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I saw her on Larry King and thought the same thing. She reminds me of something from a Disney animated movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I was waiting to find out the most commonly misspelled word in the English language! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieDidIt Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) I was waiting to find out the most commonly misspelled word in the English language!She's actually a really nice person, but I haven't talked to her since she married into the cult. Her mother owns Iloff's Jewlery on Post Oak. She has always been stunning beautiful and her mouth has always been that way. <shrug> Edited December 14, 2005 by KatieDidIt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 (edited) She's actually a really nice person, but I haven't talked to her since she married into the cult. Her mother owns Iloff's Jewlery on Post Oak. She has always been stunning beautiful and her mouth has always been that way. <shrug>Not Mrs. Olsteen's mouth, the INTERVIEWER'S mouth, she looks like Lips Manlus from Dick Tracy. Edited December 14, 2005 by TJones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well, that was just creepy. Imagine the interviewers lips on Olsteens face...the picture would be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdude Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 That interviewer looks like something that eats her young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citykid09 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 What about the host of that show? I guess she is pregnat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citykid09 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Did yall watch this one also, it shows what driving in Houston is like:http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=5qILCjI...uston%20Driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 The Lord moves in mysterious ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 My wife is an Olsteen watcher,she watches all the time and even she said "what is wrong with her ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rps324 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 She reminds me of "Irma, Irma, Irma!" in the Sorority girl clip from an earlier post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 The Lord moves in mysterious ways... I think she's a FOX!! not a COYOTE!! not what you find at closing time! I've seen some around the Denver area,both animal and human! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danax Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My first thought is "trophy wife", such as a worldly, successful businessman might bag. I certainly don't know what is in her heart but she seems like a nice person, might even be serious about her spiritual progress in this life and might just be a bit shy and therefore a little overwhelmed by her role.Some quotes that come to mind are; "Judge not, lest ye be judged", "In heaven there is no marriage" and, from Buddha, "Avoid marriage like a burning pit of hot coals", as I tend to believe that truly devout people avoid marriage and give their life to pursuit of divine love, not human love.As for the interviewer, well, I've got to give them some credit for not going with the standard good looker for that job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 She is kind of odd. But I just wonder if it comes with the territory. Most TV preachers seem to be kind of kooky. And Joel's sister Lisa... she's just plain annoying. She can't say six words in a row without throwing in an "Amen."But none of them are as bad as the freakshow on TBN. Now that's scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 She is kind of odd. But I just wonder if it comes with the territory. Most TV preachers seem to be kind of kooky. And Joel's sister Lisa... she's just plain annoying. She can't say six words in a row without throwing in an "Amen."But none of them are as bad as the freakshow on TBN. Now that's scary. Yo, sulli! Have you forgotten Tammy Faye? [i kinda like her, though] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Not at all! She cracks me up though and I do think she's managed to redeem her image some after the whole PTL scandal.I have a good friend in Dallas that dressed up in drag for Halloween as Jan Crouch, complete with large fake boobs, running mascara, and a huge purple wig. It was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My favorite Victoria Osteen story, as told by her adoring husband, Joel:"Especially controversial are leaders like Osteen and the flamboyant Creflo A. Dollar, pastor of World Changers Church International in College Park, Ga., who preach "the prosperity gospel." They endorse material wealth and tell followers that God wants them to be prosperous. In his book, Osteen talks about how his wife, Victoria, a striking blonde who dresses fashionably, wanted to buy a fancy house some years ago, before the money rolled in. He thought it wasn't possible. "But Victoria had more faith," he wrote. "She convinced me we could live in an elegant home...and several years later, it did come to pass." Isn't that sweet!http://businessweek.com/magazine/content/0...34001_mz001.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 My favorite Victoria Osteen story, as told by her adoring husband, Joel:"Especially controversial are leaders like Osteen and the flamboyant Creflo A. Dollar, pastor of World Changers Church International in College Park, Ga., who preach "the prosperity gospel." They endorse material wealth and tell followers that God wants them to be prosperous. In his book, Osteen talks about how his wife, Victoria, a striking blonde who dresses fashionably, wanted to buy a fancy house some years ago, before the money rolled in. He thought it wasn't possible. "But Victoria had more faith," he wrote. "She convinced me we could live in an elegant home...and several years later, it did come to pass." Isn't that sweet!http://businessweek.com/magazine/content/0...34001_mz001.htmUgh. Please excuse me while I go barf up my dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyechas Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I was waiting to find out the most commonly misspelled word in the English language!I think it's mispelled. (oops, there it is, i just added to the statistic). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 What about the host of that show? I guess she is pregnat.Lara Bell's baby is over 2 years old. It's probably an old interview. I have a good friend in Dallas that dressed up in drag for Halloween as Jan Crouch, complete with large fake boobs, running mascara, and a huge purple wig. It was hilarious. I refer to her as "Miss Piggy". She does look like a live action Miss Piggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Lara Bell's baby is over 2 years old. It's probably an old interview. I refer to her as "Miss Piggy". She does look like a live action Miss Piggy.Kimberly: i just emailed a picture of that woman to my niece. Her soon to be prize winning cow is named Laura Bell...truth stranger than fiction.[For my money, the cow is prettier-and half as frightening] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Isn't that sweet! And the fact that her mother owned a jewlery store is also pretty sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevfiv Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 (edited) hmm: and hmmmmm: Edited December 15, 2005 by sevfiv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 hmm: and hmmmmm: She looks like a "Stepford Wife"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 She looks like a "Stepford Wife"! ....with a defective chip. hmm: and hmmmmm: Who's the honey on the top-right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 ....with a defective chip. Who's the honey on the top-right? That was Mrs. Olsten before plastic surgery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Who's the honey on the top-right? It's Laura Bell, the interviewer. She scares me. They both scare me. Bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 It's Laura Bell, the interviewer. She scares me.They both scare me. Bad. Sad thing is the puppet on the top left is the most normal looking one. Even if she has only three fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 FWIW:(12/19/05 - KTRK/HOUSTON) - A dispute that involved the wife of Houston's most famous pastor, Joel Osteen, and a Continental Airlines flight attendant ended up delaying a flight for hours Monday. And now, Victoria Osteen's actions on that flight are in the spotlight. "She violently ran towards the cockpit, scaring everyone around her," said passenger Knicky Van Slyke. "Everyone was terrified about what was going on. And a bunch of flight attendants ran up and had to restrain her. She was banging on the door."http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=3741989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) Hey, maybe she really is psycho. At least Continental AL flight attendants think so.http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=3741989Damn you, Coog. You scooped me! Edited December 20, 2005 by RedScare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I love this kinda news ;-)I smell a huge coverup in the works. The damage controls plan has been activated and is in full swing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I'm calling my flight attendant friends right now, before it gets varnished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbigtex56 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Where are those Air Marshals when you need them?I thought people got shot for pulling stunts like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Where are those Air Marshals when you need them?I thought people got shot for pulling stunts like that.Not if you are blond and female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I TOLD you people she was scarey. Bug eyed crazy scarey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) This is Hysterical ! ! ! Who would have ever thought. She is gonna bring the whole empire down. Edited December 20, 2005 by TJones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssullivan Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Don't know if it's part of the real story, or the Olsteen Spin Police putting out their version, but a friend sent me an article that said the altercation started over some spilled liquid on her seat that she asked a flight attendant to wipe up. The flight attendant claimed she cleaned it up but Victoria was apparently not satisfied.The same article also hinted that the Olsteens had called the FBI and reported the flight attendant involved but the FBI declined to get involved.There's definitely a good story here. Hopefully someone can find out what really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesternGulf Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Well that is the craziest thing I have heard from Mrs. Olsteen. I don't even know if the story is told right. Other than that, she is actually on my good list. For a television preacher, she and her husband seem pretty down to earth and are very real. They are hardly the critical judgemental evangelist type and to be honest, that is what I expect from some individuals of their status, but I have found nothing to complain about yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Now, neither side has a comment about it. They are gonna bury it and move on. I'm sure someone that was actually there will tell the story though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmainguy Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Now, neither side has a comment about it. They are gonna bury it and move on. I'm sure someone that was actually there will tell the story though. I don't know...I'm telling you people: LOOK into her eyes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Wife of Joel Osteen Asked to Leave Plane By PAM EASTON, Associated Press Writer Tue Dec 20,10:54 PM ETHOUSTON - The wife of the pastor of the nation's largest church was asked to leave a plane after she failed to comply with a flight attendant's instructions, the FBI said Tuesday.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051221/ap_on_...ife_disturbance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 They have the story in the DMN today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevfiv Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 just remember, folks, if you are ever in her presence, and you see what i'll call the "osteen eye sequence," run like hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 That's actually kind of scary. It goes from normal somwhat comfortable eyes, to how dare you say I have a fat butt eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidtownCoog Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 From the DMN: No. 9 Texan of the Year: Joel Osteen http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dw...1.1027a0be.html Mr. Osteen's version of the faith eschews traditional Christianity, pitching an optimistic gospel of self-improvement. A popular TV figure, he stands apart from old-line televangelists by not appealing for money and avoiding hot-button issues. Though criticized for downplaying sin and repentance, and for a simplistic message to a self-involved flock, Mr. Osteen wins converts through plain-spokenness and relevance of his teachings. And whatever the theological complaints, no one has accused the pastor of financial or moral impropriety (and you can't blame him for his wife's diva-like behavior this week that got the Osteen family booted off a flight to Vail). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartwell Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 From the DMN: No. 9 Texan of the Year: Joel Osteen http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dw...1.1027a0be.html http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/12-22-2005.NED_22joel.G2J1P87J4. 1-11-06 I LOVE THESE OSTEEN STORIES,HOWEVER KEEPEM' IN TEXAS! Ron in Colorado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdude Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I heard that after the Osteens were booted off the plane, the chairman of Continental paid for a charter flight for them to Colorado. I could see it happen, because after all he certainly wouldn't want them to be late for the slopes, but it doesn't seem a great use of shareholder money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfootball Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 This will provide the excuse they need to go back to the congregation and ask for a private jet, because God wants them to have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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