RedScare Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 The CDC has declared that there is no Zombie Apocalypse imminent. Yeah Right. "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)", agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post on Friday. http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/cdc-declares-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse-after-spate-of-cannibal-killings/story-e6frea6u-1226382434800 http://www.chron.com/news/article/After-gory-incidents-online-zombie-talk-grows-3605629.php This is in direct contradiction to previous CDC statements regarding the Zombie Apocalypse. http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevecastaneda Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I'll never forget this read over at Cracked: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html It's only a matter of time. I, for one, will be out working on my cardio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fringe Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 The CDC has declared that there is no Zombie Apocalypse imminent.Tell that to the guy that had his face eaten off last week in Miami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west20th Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Tell that to the guy that had his face eaten off last week in Miami.Did the "eater" re-animate yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted June 4, 2012 Author Share Posted June 4, 2012 Nope. Still dead. Just like Ferdinand Marcos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fringe Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Well, if they shot him in the head he's done. Otherwise I would be keeping an eye on him while in the morgue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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