Simbha Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 City officials announced the opening of a new maximum-security art jail Tuesday, unveiling a modern detention facility designed to imprison a large population of high-profile paintings and sculptures. The brightly lit four-story structure, located in the heart of San Francisco's downtown, is sectioned off into 30 cell blocks, each confining nearly 1,000 pieces of art in small, sparse rooms where guards can keep a close eye on them at all times. http://www.theonion.com/articles/city-opens-new-art-jail,20967/ So, what do you all think? Maybe we could even use the Dome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTAWACS Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 in a word... naw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 I'm all for a facility designed to imprison a high-profile population of painters and sculptors. It should be great for the channeling their creative power. Oh, wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronTiger Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 I was reading the quote, and I was thinking "sounds like a The Onion article". I love it when I'm right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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