spiderroller Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Houston: Mexico's other resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Tom Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Houston: Mexico's other resort.Sounds like someone has a real problem with Mexicans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heights2Bastrop Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 “What harm does it do to vote each entry? Vote the ones you like up and ones you dislike down... if everyone does that, then the outcome will be the same.”OK, so I’ll just vote every one of mine up, and everyone else’s down. That should be fair, accurate and scientific, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 OK, so I’ll just vote every one of mine up, and everyone else’s down. That should be fair, accurate and scientific, right?You cant vote for or against your own.I've voted some I liked Up, I've voted some I really hated Down, and the majority of them I've not voted either way... You could just as easily sabotage the vote, assuming only positive votes were allowed, by refusing to vote alltogether in order not to give your competition any help.Honestly, I think most of the slogans, including my own, suck. None of us should be in the slogan making bizness. So it may well be that the slogan that sucks the least wins this little competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 “What harm does it do to vote each entry? Vote the ones you like up and ones you dislike down... if everyone does that, then the outcome will be the same.” OK, so I’ll just vote every one of mine up, and everyone else’s down. That should be fair, accurate and scientific, right? Well, if more people like it, it should remain positive, but I see your point, the quantity of the votes is lost. Essentially, something could get 9 negatives, and 10 positives, but still ultimately show as 1 positive vote. I think Wayne will transition the best of the positives into a true poll to vote on once the entry period is over. Update: Just reviewed them all, and yeah, more negatives, than positives. The best I see is a +2, but most are -4, -5. and -6. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Houston: We have a solution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Honestly, I think most of the slogans, including my own, suck. None of us should be in the slogan making bizness. So it may well be that the slogan that sucks the least wins this little competition.And therein lies the inspiration for my latest entry...Houston: Sucks less than Dallas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Houston - named for the man who brought Texas to the Union. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Houston: Counting the centuries above sea level.Houston: Keeping the SoHos and the NoHos apart since 1788.Houston: Apply Directly to your Forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Houston: Sucks less than Dallas!I like.. if I may modify it slightly... Houston: Sucks less than the Big D but Blows more than the Windy City!and on that note.Houston: At least we know who we're named after, Dallas !!!! [1][1]Edit: psst, you dont have to vote down the obvious joke entries.Edit Edit: Of course, maybe you do if your real entry is in the negative double digits.... okay.. keep em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockmat Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Houston: Not HAIF bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockmat Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 HoustonStill in Stride from that giant step Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Houston: Not HAIF badok i think it's time to ban you. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Opportunity's Knocking In Houston(cue all the door-open imagery, like the roof opening in MMP, the bull gate at the rodeo, gurney going through the doors into surgery at MD Anderson for a heart transplant, ships coming under the Fred Hartman bridge, etc etc ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsb320 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Opportunity's Knocking In Houston(cue all the door-open imagery, like the roof opening in MMP, the bull gate at the rodeo, gurney going through the doors into surgery at MD Anderson for a heart transplant, ships coming under the Fred Hartman bridge, etc etc )...and a hint of hospitality - Y'all come back now, ya hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 From fossil fuels to moon rocks - only in Houston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 "Proving we're better than Dallas since 1836."I think I'd flip it around..."Houston, come for the food and stay for the people"People actually come here to visit friends, otherwise they wouldn't even be here, and they eventually wind up liking the city overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 houston, "we ain't got no slogan"houston, "be yourself"houston, "at least we've got a job"houston, "the soul of texas"houston, "it's hotter than hell in the summertime"houston, "it's hotter than 2 rats screwin in a wool sock"houston, "take this slogan and shove it"houston, "we let big oil do whatever they want"houston, "my home, proud of it"houston, "like the oc only hotter"houston, "now accepting applications"houston, "apply within the city limits"houston, "our budgets are balanced"houston, "our mayor doesn't smoke crack on film"houston, "our mayor is movin on up"houston, "our billboards are bigger than yours"houston, "my freeway is bigger than your freeway"houston, "tollroad drag races every night"houston, "we ain't got a slogan, is ain't a real word"houston, "like hollywood without the papparazzi"houston, "the people that get paid to create our slogans are idiot's"houston, "what should we do with the astrodome?"houston, "we have 100 year floods every 4 years"houston, "we helped ken lay fake his death"well that's all that i came up with in 10 minutes of brainstorming. the ghcvb should put my ass on the payroll. let me know which ones you likedream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Houston - where the Gulf meets Greatness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
names Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "Houston, we have a problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Houston: We have Huge Stones ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heights2Bastrop Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 “Houston – the city that needs no catchy slogans!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Houston - America's Teen Pregnancy Capital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Houston: Dissin' Dallas since 1836. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Have we all run out of serious slogans... I know i did a week ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 "Big city culture, small town friendliness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderroller Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Houston - "Top 10 List" Capital of America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highway6 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 No more slogans, real or joke, from me.... My Rep can't take any more hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heightsite Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Houston...Always Interesting & Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
editor Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Houston: Good for the complexion. This may actually be true. My wife swears that the humidity down there was much better on her skin than the dryness of the north.OK, so I’ll just vote every one of mine up, and everyone else’s down. That should be fair, accurate and scientific, right?It is not possible to vote for your own entries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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