memebag Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 The Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies? I own the dvd, naturally.You might consider recording a teen drug abuse PSA. Those photos would make a compelling case for getting kids really high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 You might consider recording a teen drug abuse PSA. Those photos would make a compelling case for getting kids really high.You want to know the worst part? One of those pictures is a clipping from The Katy Times. The town freaking newspaper! I have mime-carried this shame far too long. What a catharsis to finally open up about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I have mime-carried this shame far too long. What a catharsis to finally open up about it.you should take the show on the road......i can think of a few street corners where they make the bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmer Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 you should take the show on the road......i can think of a few street corners where they make the bucks.Yeah, really! A mime is a terrible thing to waste! Ba-doom-poom!Especially a wasted mime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I was Roger Clemens' first attorney. Told him no one would believe him. Fired me and hired Rusty Hardin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I used to be a garden gnome! You seem so innocent there? Mine: Still have a glossy instruction Disco Dancing book from 79. Learn the NY hustle, Double Bump, etc. Wait, thats more like scary secrets. Wrong topic. Never Mind (Emily Litella) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsb320 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm really a drag queen - kidding. I did do drag once in New Orleans for Halloween though. Talk about hurtin' feet the next day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm really a drag queen - kidding. I did do drag once in New Orleans for Halloween though. Talk about hurtin' feet the next day!Now we're talking. There's got to be at least one legitimate drag queen on the HAIF! Anyone. Bueller? Not even a Karaoke Cher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Now we're talking. There's got to be at least one legitimate drag queen on the HAIF! Anyone. Bueller? Not even a Karaoke Cher?I'm not a drag queen, but I used to drive a Miata. And I love showtunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumapayam Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm not a drag queen, but I used to drive a Miata. And I love showtunes.My dad had one, and he fell into the Miata stereotype of a bald middle-aged man owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsb320 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'm not a drag queen, but I used to drive a Miata. And I love showtunes.Three snaps! You betta work it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I actually went to camp full of more losers than band camp: Debate camp. Worse, I was once a mime. In the 7th grade 'mime troupe'. There are pictures of me (not in my possession, unfortunately) wearing black satin knee-pants, suspenders, and white face. God I can't believe I just shared that. You're right, some things we SHOULD take to our graves crunch. I'm not a drag queen, but I used to drive a Miata. And I love showtunes. No, but you are now officially on the "pink" team my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I used to have dreadlocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I used to have dreadlocks. So did I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuroAztlan Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I invented the internet along with my good buddy here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 So did I... I'll have to fish out a picture. It was a long time ago (circa 1995 or so). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedScare Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I'll have to fish out a picture. It was a long time ago (circa 1995 or so). Don't do it on my account. That's just a random Google search for "white guy with dreadlocks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Since we are all "opening up" here, I will admit I had a "dreads" phase also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disastro Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I am the King of Karaoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheeats Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Since we are all "opening up" here, I will admit I had a "dreads" phase also. I'll out myself, too, and admit that I had a huge crush on Jason Castro this past season. And an even bigger one on Blake Lewis from the season before. ...I'm such a dork... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockmat Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I used to have dreadlocks. And you got rid of them?!! In a perfect world, I'd have them right now. I miss my cornrows I am the King of Karaoke. There must be a video your friend took somewhere. I say upload it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Since we are all "opening up" here, I will admit I had a "dreads" phase also. does remind of this girl heidi i knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memebag Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I am the King of Karaoke. 'Round there, Calistan way? I used to have hair down to my ass, and I wore it tied back with a schmatte. And I used to wear pajamas to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I can't believe I forgot, speaking of hair, I had a mohawk in the mid 80s. And I do have a picture, somewhere.......except people laughed and called it my Moehawk, as in Moe from the Three Stooges, because it was black and my hair's really fine, so it sort of limped along on my head and laid to one side. I could never get enough, or the right kind of product, in it to get it to stand up for longer than an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipper Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I worked at footlocker during college.flipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houstonmacbro Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 And you got rid of them?!! In a perfect world, I'd have them right now. I miss my cornrowsWell, yeah. It was basically a time and that time moved on. I enjoyed them, but pretty soon, my hair (discussion of it_ became more important than me at times. I didn't want people to only see me as my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose1100 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I use to throw poppers at drunk pedestrians on westheimer and film their tap dancing reactions. I also use to throw stink bombs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChannelTwoNews Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I've been able to... um... lurk around the Bank Of America Center, Heritage Plaza and Memorial Hermann Medical Plaza without so much as one rentacop on my tail. The last one, on New Years Day '07 when it was just finished and totally abandoned (from what it seemed, I walked through the halfway open automatic door the rest of the way) and I was able to shoot photos from the top floor of the garage. Excellent views if you actually have to legitimately park there, btw.Oh, I also made it onto the roof of the Doubletree in Allen Center. Too bad it was a gray day and the photos I took were crud. There's more stuff... but yeah. Kinda sleepy at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan the Man Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I did time for removing the label from a mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I did time for punching a rent a cop at the summit in the early nineties. Wasn't happy about it then, but now it's funny to think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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