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Selling Sofa cum bed for only $60. It turns into bed fairly easy. In clean, odurless condition. See attached photos. Buyer shall have to come and pick himself. I am at Normandy St, Houston. Cash only please. Reply to this thread if interested with your contact details.

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I used to have a couch like this, in college, and my early days at work (though no sleeper).

Had to eventually cut it in half, with an electric chain saw, to remove it from my apartment.

Apartment erected razor wire, around the back of the place, making it impossible to move it (after I had moved in).

=(

People didn't want to really sit on it, probably for the same reasons that no one is going to buy this one.

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Selling Sofa cum bed for only $60. It turns into bed fairly easy. In clean, odurless condition. See attached photos. Buyer shall have to come and pick himself. I am at Normandy St, Houston. Cash only please. Reply to this thread if interested with your contact details.

I see a wet spot.

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something about this add makes me think this will be a tough sell :huh:B)

Right, belong's in "Adult Toy's Classifieds" section. :ph34r:

Makes one think it is from the Blue Top motel. I picture Linda Lovelace in the mix.

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Okay, I want to quit beating on the bush. . . :rolleyes: . Are you implying that "ejaculation" is stained on the bed that you are trying to sell on HAIF?

I see the jokes, I am I thinking that it means something else not so dirty, but I am too afraid to Google search that at work.

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Don't get me wrong - I am as much of a fan of Latin as the next person - but it is much easier to write "with" than interjecting a random Latin word (especially in that sequence) :rolleyes:

Exactly. That, or just use the common name for it: sofa bed.

It's really, really difficult to use cum anymore in written correspondence, especially when it's not italicized. Better to stick with an alternative, or just use it in conversation (where it's pronounced "coom," sickos... ;) )

:lol:

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An Ad like this would be more appropriate:

Gently used couch

Used as prop in Adult Soft Porn films by director Russ Meyer.

Minor whip marks and light body odor fragrance, hardly noticeable to the "naked" eye.

First come first serve

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