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lol how the hell did the graphics from the Format video have anything to do with that madTV skit?

I don't know but that big Fanta chick is hot! lol

I hadnt seen in a while but just noticed when she hits the water blood fills the ocean behind "it".

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We will have none of that "let's get back on topic" non-sense. This is the Way Off Topic thread for the Way Off Topic subforum.

I like dogs.

This is what it sound's like when doves cry.... :)

whatever happened to Appalonia? of Under a Cherry Moon fame.

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It seems that my dog just caught a squirrel. On one hand I'm "Yaaaaay, dog!" on the other I'm "Awwwww, squirrel."

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I have a plush pull-string vibrating Pikachu and one of those Teletubbie Po dolls that says "Faggot, faggot, bite my butt" which was yanked off the market after some parental complaints. Also have the Renuzit carpet sprinkle can that allegedly has a clip photo of a disgruntled artist's Mr. Happy in amongst the flowers. If that's what it really is, he's one proud and popular individual. ;)

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It seems that my dog just caught a squirrel. On one hand I'm "Yaaaaay, dog!" on the other I'm "Awwwww, squirrel."

Now we know "what it sounds like when squirrel's cry" :lol:

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A little bit of egg nog went up my nose!

How ironic, I chuckled earlier today and spit Slimfast on the monitor/keyboard. Glad no one around saw. :ph34r:

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Sunshine, lollipop's and rainbow's and everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together...

Leslie Gore sang it, and here she is as one of Catwoman's little partner's in crime as Pink Pussycat.

Bad kitty! :lol:

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Leslie Gore sang it, and here she is as one of Catwoman's little partner's in crime as Pink Pussycat.

Bad kitty! :lol:

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I thought that was Ellen at first glance.

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I thought that was Ellen at first glance.

Could pass for Ellen's mom, right!

Imagine Ellen preferring to be called Pink Pussycat? :ph34r::lol:

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gwilson:

"Charge 350"

"Charged!"

"Clear"

"CLEAR"

*ZAP*

...

...

...

*beep*

Thread resurrection.

2:55 pm.

We did everything we could. I'm so sorry.

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"Charge 350"

"Charged!"

"Clear"

"CLEAR"

*ZAP*

...

...

...

*beep*

Thread resurrection.

that's pretty clever. made me laugh

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Typing in the Rockets thread, I found myself wondering if breath and breathe were both correct. Google didn't correct me either time and each search had a wikipedia link. What's the difference?

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Typing in the Rockets thread, I found myself wondering if breath and breathe were both correct. Google didn't correct me either time and each search had a wikipedia link. What's the difference?

and don't forget there was the popular 80's band Breathe, were actually quite good. Here today gone tomorrow of course. :lol:

http://www.project80s.com/lyrics/artist-ly...?artist=Breathe

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Have any of you seriously wondered what it would feel like to bite into an eyeball?

Seriously, no. haha. But I think it'd be similar to biting into a superball.

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Have any of you seriously wondered what it would feel like to bite into an eyeball?

I think I saw that episode on Bizarre Foods with Anthony Zimmern.

Ick.

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Is this Dallas' Medical Center? It looks pretty decent.

Your in the Woodlands and have never been to the Med Center? What?

Try the tunnel system there, its cool. Seldom hear anyone talk about their's? New topic I guess.

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Try the tunnel system there, its cool. Seldom hear anyone talk about their's? New topic I guess.

No, I have been. That picture is of the Medical Center in Dallas, not Houston. I didn't know they had one.

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No, I have been. That picture is of the Medical Center in Dallas, not Houston. I didn't know they had one.
Ok, I just kicked myself in the rear. Thats what happens when you read asap while working. It it strange how similar they seem though. Very eerie indeed. :ph34r::lol:
Have any of you seriously wondered what it would feel like to bite into an eyeball?
Now your scaring us. Sounds very Hannibal Lecter-ish. Hmmmm Clarice?

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lockmat:

Seriously, no. haha. But I think it'd be similar to biting into a superball

So do I! I was even going to mention one of those balls you get from the vending machines. So you've thought about it, too.

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So do I! I was even going to mention one of those balls you get from the vending machines. So you've thought about it, too.

not until you brought it up.

Seriously, your request to know if any of us have thought about that deserves an explanation as to why YOU have ever thought about it. Really, it's pretty weird. lol

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I just saw a red-tail hawk mantling around a squirrel... :unsure:

someone told me they had a dream of a horse's tail slapping them in the face again and again and again?

just whooosh, whooosh, whooosh, etc.

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I just saw a red-tail hawk mantling around a squirrel... :unsure:

From :Wikipedia

"In heraldry, mantling or lambrequin is drapery tied to the helmet above the shield."

That was no hawk...that was Christopher Lowell.

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Oh, those? They're just piddly squatin' old time country places, nothing too high tone. Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on.

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Texas! Has a whorehouse in it!

I was going to say yeah!, my past next door neighbors or so it seemed!

Roxanne, you don't turn on the red light, Roxanne! :lol:

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I've always been a big breakfast kind of guy growin up. But I'm sort of sick of eggs or cereal everyday. Anyone who likes to have breakfast have a suggestion to overcome my breakfast blues?

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Try some turkey bacon, toast, oatmeal, fruit.

Good suggestions, but I've tried all of them.

I think I just like it better when someone else makes it for me, lol.

Oh, and I've learned turkey bacon isn't as healthy as percieved. But what is, right?

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I've always been a big breakfast kind of guy growin up. But I'm sort of sick of eggs or cereal everyday. Anyone who likes to have breakfast have a suggestion to overcome my breakfast blues?

It all depends on your individual self and or goals for instance if trying to lose weight. You are very young so i doubt your concerned about losing weight. How about Slim Fast for breakfast! Hah!

Then there's always green eggs and ham. Yum!

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It all depends on your individual self and or goals for instance if trying to lose weight. You are very young so i doubt your concerned about losing weight. How about Slim Fast for breakfast! Hah!

Then there's always green eggs and ham. Yum!

I eat breakfast to keep from feeling famished. Without it, lunch feels like a hundred years away.

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I've always been a big breakfast kind of guy growin up. But I'm sort of sick of eggs or cereal everyday. Anyone who likes to have breakfast have a suggestion to overcome my breakfast blues?

lckmat, i really like kolaches (from Kolache Factory .. best in my opinion). They are doughey, salty, fresh, hot, and full of meaty goodness (with or without eggs and cheese). And for $3-$4 including a small juice, you can fill up without feeling stuffed.

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lckmat, i really like kolaches (from Kolache Factory .. best in my opinion). They are doughey, salty, fresh, hot, and full of meaty goodness (with or without eggs and cheese). And for $3-$4 including a small juice, you can fill up without feeling stuffed.

Oooh. That's a good idea. What's horrible is that there are zero places to eat on my way to work. They are all on the wrong side of the freeway or too far down a side road.

Maybe I can learn to make them, make a lot over the weekend and just heat 'em up the day of?

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Oooh. That's a good idea. What's horrible is that there are zero places to eat on my way to work. They are all on the wrong side of the freeway or too far down a side road.

Maybe I can learn to make them, make a lot over the weekend and just heat 'em up the day of?

I've personally never made them, but my aunt makes them sometimes for family gatherings. I'd love to learn how, but I am not much for dwiddling away in the kitchen too long.

If you are looking for lo-cal then this is probably not the right move.

I am like you. I like big, hearty breakfasts and smaller lunches and dinners.

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I LOVE breakfast, but I rarely eat it (which I have been repeatedly told is bad and I should start).

Breakfast for any other meal is great, though.

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Several on I-45 North as well.

almost same subject but I once worked with an older gentleman that said years ago like in 1969 or 70 there was a dinner club in Houston where you would go in sit down with your date and a topless or completely nude girl would ask what you would like to order. Serious. No dancing, just nude staff. Sounds funky I know.

He said he took his wife for her Bday but had no idea the theme or managemnt had switched to Birthday suit attire as a uniform. As soon as the girl walked up they freaked, looked at each other and left. Too funny.

A good name for the place would have been Bodacious ta-ta's? more? :lol:

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almost same subject but I once worked with an older gentleman that said years ago like in 1969 or 70 there was a dinner club in Houston where you would go in sit down with your date and a topless or completely nude girl would ask what you would like to order. Serious. No dancing, just nude staff. Sounds funky I know.

He said he took his wife for her Bday but had no idea the theme or managemnt had switched to Birthday suit attire as a uniform. As soon as the girl walked up they freaked, looked at each other and left. Too funny.

A good name for the place would have been Bodacious ta-ta's? more? :lol:

Vert, I am positve that is the most bizarre and unexepected follow-on to a thread about breakfast, ever. :lol: Git yer mind out of the gutter! ;) And where in the world does this phrase 'Bodacious ta-ta's' come from? Did I miss hearing the lyrics to a bad hair-band song in the 80s, or what? ..Yeesh, and I thought I'd heard them all!

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lockmat:

Good suggestions, but I've tried all of them.

I think I just like it better when someone else makes it for me, lol.

Oh, and I've learned turkey bacon isn't as healthy as percieved. But what is, right?

Probably not, but I don't like regular bacon. My breakfast choices are kind of limited because I hate bacon, sausage, eggs and milk.

This morning I just had some instant apple cinnamon oatmeal and cranberry pomegranate juice. I'm not huge on breakfast.

Vertigo58:

almost same subject but I once worked with an older gentleman that said years ago like in 1969 or 70 there was a dinner club in Houston where you would go in sit down with your date and a topless or completely nude girl would ask what you would like to order. Serious. No dancing, just nude staff. Sounds funky I know.

He said he took his wife for her Bday but had no idea the theme or managemnt had switched to Birthday suit attire as a uniform. As soon as the girl walked up they freaked, looked at each other and left. Too funny.

A good name for the place would have been Bodacious ta-ta's? more?

That's disgusting. I would have left, too. I wouldn't want that around my food.

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That's disgusting. I would have left, too. I wouldn't want that around my food.

Thats what I mean, they had no idea the place changed. Sounds like a skit out of an old Laugh-In show. Hope the cook was at least wearing a hairnet/hat.

Sock it to me! :lol:

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Ditto on the kolaches. I have 2 with juice every chance I can. Sausage egg and cheese, please!

Hmm....hookers and kolaches.......two things that don't go together on a thread....

I'll stop it right there.

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